Evil Spock

Close - the question should be, after you pick the targets, does Stephen Miller have to personally approve them before they are sent to the Pentagon?

Props to SNL's makeup department, and the actress really nails Pirro's voice (should have been a few more slurred words however).
But the writers have really gone over the top with this parody.

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"I'm not here to talk about my batting. If the ump calls the pitch a third strike, so be it. Talk to him."

If the reporter is a woman, they're "nasty."
If the reporter is a woman of color, they're "Low-IQ."

I was on the debate team in high school. Picturing myself using his tactics.

"Scientists agree that lead in gasoline has damaged the environment."

"You're a terrible debater, and not very smart."

***Winner, Evil Spock!

So. Much. Winning.

That Nobel Peace Prize is now surely a lock, correct?

Wait. I thought it wasn’t a war.
Fascinating.

Tillis's attacks on Noem were not unexpected. He's done, and has nothing to lose. John Kennedy, however, carefully got her basically perjure herself. I think Trump has told key GOP officials that he's done with her, and they have a green light to find a bus to run her over with.

If anyone can point to where these contracts were competively bid, I would be most appreciative.

I honestly thought Rubio was qualified, and would be a voice of reason. The rest of the cabinet were obviously jokes, but Rubio gave me a bit of hope.
I was wrong. He's just as bad.

My dreams go a little beyond that (as a LEGAL sentence), but I'll accept life in prison without the possibility of parole.

In my universe as well.
Fascinating.

Even I am not that evil.

You would, cousin.

1. To get clicks
2. They’re morons
3. Both

It’s fabricated.

Fake.
This is not twitter. GTFO BluSky

Rumor is that he wanted to take it further, but she friendzoned him and that was that.

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The ban of flights in and out of El Paso has been lifted, per the NYT.
That was fairly alarming for a few hours. Still unsure as to why the reason couldn't have been included in the NOTAM.

Trump has only bulldozed 1/3 of it.
Then again, it's only Tuesday.

I'm still amazed at the hamhandedness. Searching for all instances of "Don T" and thus redacting numerous examples of "don't" is beyond parody.

Of all the people who weren't late to work at the WTC on 9/11/01, Lutnick wasn't one of them. Basically his entire company got wiped out, but this piece of human scum is still here.
God has some explaining to do.

The accent is fake. But I wonder where he's going with this.

Except that Johnson doesn't do it under oath.

Someone needs to remind him that he is under oath, and that if (someday) and email becomes public where he addresses that video directly, he will be prosecuted for perjury and will most lilkely serve time in a federal prison.

"Who could have possibly predicted this?" said everyone in the country.

Even Vulcans have difficulty keeping track of all of this.

Her supervisor, Mr. Putin, will surely bring this up in her next review.