AmbientSidewalk

A coffee cup that says THE FUTURE IS but a sticker has cut off the rest, reading "reduced for quick sale $2"

The most accurate mug you could ever own but you could never wash it.

Only 75%?

Also, Only Emotionally?

This stupid game where everyone pretends the time changed twice a year messes with my sense of schedule for about 3 weeks.

Funnily enough, 3 weeks is about the time it takes to get used to ANY schedule change.