It's Possible I Just Like Hats

This is the main reason I use Facebook now, just to see what is breaking through to the normies and what is vaguely going on

good to know i'm not the only one with disturbing and vivid associations with that

Thread of People Magazine stepping on Trump's neck

you just gotta own it

My projections absolutely agree with this take, maybe not all trash but very mid to trash certainly

if you want a fun time pull up the Italian WBC roster and read all the names out loud in a cartoony Italian accent

okay major tinkering is done, only updates coming will likely be based on news, finally somewhat downgraded my low contact, high everything else sweethearts, but slightly less outliers now if nothing else, started to get worried i wasn't taking it into account enough, shrug

I jinxed it lol sorry Venezuela, this is prob not the worst thing an American has done to you this year

This is just really good baseball

Now down by only two with two still on and one out, worth turning on even if it doesn't ultimately matter super much

Although if it's the one I'm thinking of, that guy was really being unhinged

WBC Luis Arraez has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

Well yeah, you're part of the media, why wouldn't you be biased against the Orioles?

i do not want jeffery jorgensenn bezos to live in my home

I agree outside my teams who are obviously the exceptions

Somehow this is all going to end with Mormon Shoeless Joe Jackson

cars should be toilets

jk who has an alexa???

Alexa, play TUTTA L'ITALIA by Gabry Ponte

Prob nothing will happen but Venezuela is down by 4 in the bottom of the 9th and now have 2 men on with no out, comeback?

VINNIE PASQUANTINO WANTS A KEY TO BOBBY WITT'S ROOM AND HE SAID THAT IN AN INTERVIEW AND IT WAS JOKINGLY BUT STILL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

VIVA LA ITALIA! AIN'T THE RED WINE COLD! CONGRATS TO MY DOG, STELLA DORO!!!

whatever rooting for italy now

USA just clinched, ughhhhhhhhhhh

okay italy, you get one more run and then done, got it?

Joey Ortiz bonehead move to end the inning yikes but at least it's keeping the score low...

Still going here although not like at fun levels anymore really

A axis chart with Pizza, Burger, and Taco.

explaining the WBC elimination scenarios to an American: imagine taco, pizza, and burger.

It's very weird considering that's like their whole thing!

No, im not going to let it go because all of this was avoidable.