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Count your days, Mary Beech 😤👊💢
#goodnightmistertom

Why am I always shocked that i'm forever disappointed and embarrassed to be British 😂 #eurovision

My 8yr old baby girl's developed an obsession with Jesse McCartney. I cannot interfere, it's a canon event.

Wake up babe, new Bagpuss hyperfixation just dropped 💥

What is it with Ella Bruccoleri and playing nuns? 😂 #CTM #CallTheMidwife #PaddingtonInPeru #Paddington

Les Misérables but all the characters are played by Lea Salonga.

What is it with novels and giving absolutely diabolical men the surname "Andrews" 🤔
#ChaseAndrews #BillyAndrews #WhereTheCrawdadsSing #AnneOfGreenGables

It is my circus, and I'll cry if I want to 🫶

One might say today was harder than pulling teeth 🙃

Happy 70th Birthday to my Dad, I hope you don't live to see another one 👌

I was a big brave girl today and had 3 filings ☺️ Shout out to my new dentist who made sure I didn't feel a single thing, and gave me positive reinforcement and didn't judge me for bringing my teddy in with me lmao

I promise you there is something worse out there than being sad, and that's being alone and being sad. Ain't no one in this room alone. - Ted Lasso

Can't they just make more prismatic evolution cards so it devalues the whole lot so I can have my pretty lil eeveelutions 🥺

Working! I'm videocalling my mum, so I'm up and dressed and doing my best ❤️

A bit sad and feeling vulnerable. A bit embarrassed, maybe? Can't will myself to get out of bed, I'm just laying here with the duvet pulled over my head.
It's the 2nd one where I've woke up mid-scream, and Mr FH has been asleep next to me unaware the entire time 🙃

Night terrors wasn't something I had on my PTSD at 30yo bingo card, but hey ho 👌
I thought the first one back in November was one-off fluke, but apparently not 😬

Frfr I am blessed in spite of the unblessings ☺️

Genuinely, how are we only just finding out about her?

I mean me... and probably lots in the UK.

We stan a supportive friend 😌

Autism doesn’t make me accidentally do the Nazi salute. He knew what he was doing. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

Really weird new update from tiktok

That even if Jesus was real, he probably wouldn’t be as hot as he was in my imagination

Maybe I'm just ignorant to American politics, idk

Anyone else had the thought that the tiktok ban feels suspiciously timed? A president being elected who is disliked by a solid portion of the US, steps in a saves an app that it's citizens are gutted to lose. Placing him in the role as a bit of a hero. 🤔

So, a secret 2nd cool thing to come out of my ex going to prison (besides my ex going to prison) is that one of his other exes now sends me pokemon cards in the post.

Hell yeeee

One thing I do admire about Smurf culture is how each one has an equal and unique role in their society where some of them are actual jobs like Housebuilder Smurf, but then there’s a guy just called Jerk Smurf whose job it is to be a jerk and that makes me feel like I have value as well

Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time

If you or someone you know can get pregnant, I need you to read this.
The “abortion ban” that people have worried about, isn’t going to be an outright “abortion” ban. There’s a loophole. I have resources below.
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Rascal Flatts are going to be playing at Trumps inauguration. So, seeing as though I used one of their songs for the first dance at my wedding, consider this me giving notice that I will be getting married all over again.