It’s been watching you drink wine!

Feeling a bit rough today, too much sun yesterday and come out with heat rash 😬😬😬

Agree! 😡 I’d not be going anywhere unless the fur baby comes too

May all the screws be there 🤔😂

lol

Your safe that’s why you get it

Mixing with the locals and something very disturbing… 🤣

a group of people are holding hands in a field with the words happy friday the 13th written on the bottom ALT: a group of people are holding hands in a field with the words happy friday the 13th written on the bottom

Yay 🤣

RUDE! 🤣

Expensive meal out tonight a thank you from the str8’s 🤣 I did the usual and had duck and orange sauce, port and pear dessert. They both did seafood 🤢 was nice to sit out again for a warm evening, could have done with better lighting for me because night blindness I can’t see a thing 🤷🏻‍♂️

Nah I’m good 🤣

a woman is dancing in front of a building with the words like a virgin on the bottom ALT: a woman is dancing in front of a building with the words like a virgin on the bottom

But I’m… pure… innocent…

a cartoon of donald duck crawling in the dirt with the words it 's so hot ALT: a cartoon of donald duck crawling in the dirt with the words it 's so hot

Today’s weather 🫠

Maaaaaybe….

Long way to walk it on his rounds 🤣

Paris vs Chelsea tonight and I’m having a maciera Oshcar’s heading back to Lisbon

Nigel Farage is Donald trump, ordered from wish or temu 🙄

Heading to the beach it’s toasty now 😏☀️

Just a jock 😱😱🤣😂

Alex has been talking cameras to me today and how he likes his basic Nikon Z9 camera (*cough* its not cheap) not that I understand pretty much anything he’s said 🤣

anna from frozen is sitting in the snow with a blanket around her . ALT: anna from frozen is sitting in the snow with a blanket around her .

The ladies of the office…

Seen on FB. What utter horse shit if you touched Belios belly you’d lose a hand or have a new cat glove stripping flesh 😱

Bifanas had x2, could so easily do it all again if your near Albufeira highly recommend!

See bad gay was Newcastle 😂🤣😂

lol been told what sort of gay boy am I watching the Manchester vs Barcelona match 🤣😂 it was on in the background!!!

Le sigh went down to the beach this afternoon and someone borrowed on a permanent basis, my shirt, Alex’s sun glasses and a bag of zero cokes 😡

lol

At least I’m not a join my blah blah for blah blah 🤣😂

Plus not at my villa this time had to get a hotel due to short notice 🤣

lol not warm enough yet (late afternoon) plus you know I USUALLY don’t wear them 😂