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I’m a ray of fucking sunshine from the streets of Chicago living in the desert, bitches! πŸ’ͺπŸΌπŸ§ΏπŸ‡¬πŸ‡·β™οΈ NO DMs

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Persephone is 11 years old.

Persephone just discovered that Mom-Hooman had something called β€œcomb” that is the best itch-skritch EVER.

Persephone now herds Mom-Hooman into the Room of Skritch at least thrice daily, bleating like a goat and nipping at her feet.

#CatSky

09.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 8442 πŸ” 508 πŸ’¬ 229 πŸ“Œ 33
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28.02.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 19695 πŸ” 6337 πŸ’¬ 577 πŸ“Œ 289

And I believe space lasers were also involved

28.02.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, I thought it was China that meddled in our elections.

28.02.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Because of course now I wanna go out and buy the latest pack, don’t I?

27.02.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Proud of my senator!

23.02.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Preznit Snake-oil grifts again, and other tales of dumbfuckery yellow stars, false herrings and trademarked airports, oh my!

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18.02.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 875 πŸ” 228 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 7
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Wow.

17.02.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 35992 πŸ” 16667 πŸ’¬ 1305 πŸ“Œ 2477

Bring it all down!

13.02.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gold medal doggo!

10.02.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so stupid. Because as soon as he and his Nazis are out of power, we can take his damn name off of everything.

08.02.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit is sitting at a table eating popcorn . ALT: a man in a suit is sitting at a table eating popcorn .
04.02.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I always knew he was a piece of shit. Now we know he’s a steaming pile of shit. πŸ‡¦πŸ‡²πŸ’ͺπŸΌπŸ‡¬πŸ‡·πŸ’ͺ🏼

01.02.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.02.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is literally 6.3 miles from my house. I am fucking PISSED. And now I don’t even feel safe to go protest there lest I be documented and end up losing my job, my global security clearance… or my life.

31.01.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So proud of my city. Can’t wait to be back there.πŸ’ͺ🏼

31.01.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So how many Scaramuccis did Bovino last?

27.01.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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They are trying to remove this PICTURE of an execution!

DO. NOT. LET. THEM.

25.01.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 789 πŸ” 645 πŸ’¬ 74 πŸ“Œ 40
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25.01.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope they replace it with the California flag

24.01.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No taxation without representationπŸ’ͺ🏼

23.01.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No taxation without representation. States, keep your money.

15.01.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Then those states shall pay NO TAXES to the federal government. No taxation without representation.

15.01.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like RenΓ©e Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter.

I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.

10.01.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 43178 πŸ” 22800 πŸ’¬ 1418 πŸ“Œ 1094
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Cartoon by @badiucao.bsky.social.

08.01.2026 12:23 πŸ‘ 7816 πŸ” 3485 πŸ’¬ 204 πŸ“Œ 160

It’s time for those states to start withholding their payments to the federal government then.

06.01.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Had Bari Weiss just ran the story, it would have been seen by a couple million people tops. The bootleg has now gone viral, and may end up being the most-watched 60 Minutes segment ever. It might be time to rename the Streisand Effect.

23.12.2025 02:35 πŸ‘ 11494 πŸ” 3406 πŸ’¬ 410 πŸ“Œ 119

Didn’t no one pay attention to Sarah Connor??

21.12.2025 18:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Have you ever heard someone go off, and their words are so perfectly chosen, so well said in that moment, that you’re in awe? You think, β€œThere’s nothing to add here,” and you applaud in your head.

That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. πŸ‘πŸ½πŸ‘πŸ½πŸ‘πŸ½

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