I cannot -- and actually can -- believe this isn't the Onion. Moz is his own king, truly.
"Any form of sleep or rest throughout the night was impossible due to festival noise / loud techno singing / megaphone announcements."
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all-time marketing, this album. I, a high-school age kid obsessed with Linkin Park at the time, bought Fallen thinking A) this was Linkin Park but with a girl! & B) Every song would sound like this!
It did not. But now, 25+ years later, I only think of Nathan Fielder & airplanes when I hear it.
sounds totally normal and cool
I enjoyed coming up with this headline
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
Happy 311 Day to all who observe -- and click through to watch the band smash drums with the Blue Man Group this past weekend in Las Vegas, because why the hell not?
What's at stake in the World Baseball Classic tomorrow:
POOL A: Winner of Canada-Cuba advances
POOL B: If Italy wins, it'll be Italy and the US advancing to the quarterfinals. If Mexico wins, it's a three-way tie and tiebreaker chaos
POOL D: Winner of DR-Venezuela plays Korea. Loser plays Japan
Team Italy beat Team USA in the World Baseball Classic on Mario Day
no days off
Yeahhhh thx. Sheβd been with my wifeβs family since well before I even came into the picture. True boss
Bid farewell to a total boss this weekend, as Gingerβs 19+ year adventure came to a close. π«‘ π
Copy-paste this but for Taiwan-Korea. The emotion on these players' faces is moving beyond belief.
This feels like a β¦ change from what Iβve heard
I appreciate the Statcast-ian visuals on the Delta seatback screens with all the angles and mileage and exit velocities of the plane
Everybody else here is either on Very Important Business Calls or doing big important work on their laptops or in golf clothing and Iβm just wolfing down iced coffee like a goof
WBC. Tokyo Dome. Bases loaded. Ohtani at the plate. Did you really think anything else was gonna happen?! ππ #BoothViews with Jose Mota for Shoheiβs WBC slam in Samurai Japanβs rout of Chinese Taipei. #WorldBaseballClassicΒ #倧谷ηΏεΉ³
Frank Menechino and Sal Fasano! My baseball memories! I feel like a pile of dust
finally someone unafraid to ask the REAL questions
How about a T-Rex and velociraptors? Surely nothing bad will come of that? Maybe they could all be housed in some kind of β¦ park? On a jungle island? Sounds fun.
I just canβt believe gleefully admitting this in a press interview like itβs just some silly personal accomplishment of zero consequence. And I loved Hamnet, too. Sigh
Roster cuts: an inevitability for many players during Spring Training
Coster Ruts: A creature in the Mos Eisley Cantina who throws disapproving side-eye at Luke, Obi-Wan and the droids when they come looking for Solo
βJust another manic Monday!β played over the speakers at the gym this morning, relatedly
Change a baseball player by adding a letter:
Bryce Sharper
That place hits another plane of existence every time the Gaels handle the Zags. Fond memories from my time there.
Strong agree - saw them like 3-4 years ago without knowing who they were and they keep rippinβ harder ever since
Sam Blum going through pregame drills with Ron Washington was one of my favorite things I've read anywhere the last few years. Sitting around him in the Angel Stadium press box during my occasional beat reporting gigs was always a highlight. Not surprised he's moving on to a national beat!
βAll of a sudden I hear, βAhhh,β and I knew it was coming this way because people were ducking. I look and all of a sudden, bam!β
This food vendor at American Family Fields of Phoenix was a good sport. So was the Giants' Harison Bader. www.mlb.com/giants/news/...
π¨New at Baseball Savant, all the ABS info you've been looking for
1) a high-level dashboard showing overturn rates, trends, and plenty of splits
Showing 2025 AAA here, but 2026 MLB ST is available too
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I'm here for the Mr. Pibb discourse (and I did *not* know it changed!)
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Palette cleansed
