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Eagerly awaiting the Democrat Defenders' explanation as to why the Dems *had* to vote to confirm the NSA director today, and also why I expect so much of them when they are so smol and also it is their birthday

She looked at me and said "I dunno, I'm too autistic to swallow"

Everyone knows George Bush did 9/11 to kill nu metal anyway. This is just absurd.

I believe in mermaid pussy

"Bruce Campbell" by Psychostick [Official] Ash Tribute Song Evil Dead YouTube video by Psychostick

Bruce Campbell is the finest man to grace a silver screen
All the other actors just degrade his noble scenes
The Oscars should award him for his wondrous career
Hold a town parade for him with each movie premiere

the washington monument is so interesting and powerful because it shows how under that fancy wig he was just a normal pointy guy like you or me

When I told him, he immediately said "I absolutely never said that, I need to call my agent right now" and laughed so hard he almost fell off the bench he was sitting on. What a deeply kind and funny dude. I'll always treasure the copy of Evil Dead he signed for me.

I'll never forget that Bruce Campbell thought my water bottle was cool (it was) and sitting on the Smoker's Porch with him and telling him that a gaming magazine i was currently reading had quoted him about an upcoming Evil Dead game.

Special shout out to my Mom for teaching me at an early age that celebrities are just normal people and if you treat them like that they're way more open to spend time with you.

Fuck, this sucks shit, ill never forget hanging out with him for a few weeks as a kid when he was rehearsing for the second stage production of Shane at Blue Jacket in Xenia Ohio. One of the most genuine and kind people I've ever had the pleasure of spending time with.

My "I'm the cum man" jacket is raising a lot of questions already answered by my jacket.

A man with a beard, seen from behind, stands in a dimly lit room illuminated by green neon lighting. He is wearing a dark, pinstriped suit jacket with the words "I'M THE CUM MAN" written on the back in a hand-painted style. To his right, a pegboard wall display is decorated with various items, including a skull, a paddle, a riding crop, a whip, and small pride flags.

It's fetish night tonight at Mixwells Northside Presented by @secondcirclecincy.bsky.social come see us

This level of performative dick sucking is culty and it's creepy

Unsurprisingly way too many Dems actually bothered to show up for this shitshow. At least they don't have those deeply stupid little signs again so far.

"Vote blue no matter who" works better after your chosen candidate has been nominated, you freaks. "Vote Gavin Newsom Because He's The Once And Future King" exposes the whole manipulative game the Dems have played for years

So, you know. Please keep doing it

I Went to Two Sex-Themed Parties: One Conservative, One Thrown by Pornhub. The Differences Were Staggering—and Encouraging. Culture wars are a lot more fun when they're fought with open bars.

Conservatives long for some real or imagined past, which means they can only look behind them, which is why they'll never take over culture the way they want to. It's also why their parties aren't as fun

Sex, booze, lounge music: my latest for Slate

Why does JD Vance always have the face of a baby that is actively shifting itself?

This rules.

Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xYY78p/

Truly one of the smartest things a person has ever said. I can tell he's smart because of how much education he's cultivated

They just chime in with comments like "Yeah great album opener" and "Yeah dude, really a badass song". Truly incredible

I won't apologize for speaking with a certain amount of vernacular and having a certain grasp of the English language and having a certain level of education which I've spent many years trying to cultivate

She oopsie on my daisy till I yoo hoo

She oopsie on my daisy till I yoo hoo

When I grow up I want to be the guy that carries that big light around at Nine Inch Nails shows and shines it directly in Trent Reznor's face while wiggling it around a little bit.

Passed a billboard for "Indiana's big truck attorney" and I'm deeply dissapointed i didn't get a good picture of it so I could edit Dez Fafara onto it and do a whole bit about an attorney that only represents people that have annoyed their friends and loved ones by playing Coal Chamber too much.

I'm tryna get a hand job in this Arby's parking lot

Every tub is an infinity tub if you aren't a fucking coward

Barbisol tastes so good when you don’t got a barber in your ear going my liquid my liquid