eels

Okay I haven't been using bluesky but this is so exciting imma check you out

YOUR WHAT

I mean...... kinda

luigi's mansion-e

sharks with fricken laser beams

asking a man what he thinks a blowout is and he says "when you leak period all over your pants"

which honestly makes more sense than the actual meaning

maybe it's a post-bake cookie cutter?? I know some of them are made to cut after it's already out of the oven

naurrr 😭😭😭😭

do wooper!!!

this is what hell looks like

an autoclave!

awwww thank you ily2

I wish I had a cookie friend for the holidays

that is one big butthole

I love discovering weird rocks on hikes

this is Jessica rabbit coded

I need a European to put me onto their favorite chocolate so I can compare

lmao why do Europeans hate American chocolate so much

Learning from the masters.

I wish they'd hurry up and microchip me because I am so tired of spending hours trying to log into accounts with weird password and authentication requirements

bruh i hate when this happens

Phase Transition xkcd.com/3025

Frick yes, the best time of day

someone said they interpret this image as spreading hate online

he's in there for your safety

a long time ago I met this guy who said his fantasy was to find someone who thought he was so hot that they made a Craigslist ad looking for him

I would give it a 6/10. I love aliens but it's literally just the same exact movie over and over

side note: George w bush already built a border wall along Mexico so the whole wall thing made zero sense to begin with

omg wth that sounds so gnarly!! I bet you're relieved to finally get it fixed up

May I ask what happened??