If he wore shoes, I'm sure he'd wear spats!

It'll be hard for Alf to live this one down!

Well, sh*t.....

Daffodil chapeau, I see!

This did not end well! Talk about being hung up to dry....

And her front legs are gone!

You'd want to be at the front of the line or there wouldn't be much left!

Are you near a military base?

He's a skeleton of many hats!

The ladies won't be able to resist his sparkliness!

That Peep is auditioning to be Alf's new Easter bonnet!

F*ck JD

Toddlers with WMD.

Scritch, scritch!!!

They fit!

Government is proof of that! 😜

Such a lil beastie!

He has brain absence.

He must have had some demonic assistance to hang it on the branch!😬

Yes to the allergies. Headaches all day long.

He gave people permission to be horrible.

Temps here in western NY are seesawing from 60 to 30 and back again. I'm so tired of winter!

One of those doohickies you use to scratch your back? Do sharks like scritches?

Whatcha got there?

It seems like evil lives forever, doesn't it?

Why do things like this happen to good people? This is heart-breaking.

Maybe those shoes will fit somewhere else.

Another peabrain.

HATE HIM.

She's had a busy day!