Swamp Witch 🌱🌷

What in the fuck, I'm so sorry

He could've just sat there and eaten the food instead of ruining my day, the disrespect

He stood there for FIVE WHOLE MINUTES with his horrible balls on display, totally unbothered by my presence. Unbelievable.

I am being sexually harassed by an exhibitionist squirrel

Disc Horse Bot too close to reality again

I do not think it's a coincidence that it appears the vast majority of "experts" they put on there are women and queer folks, especially of color. They weren't content being entitled to our bodies so it's time to exploit and control our intellectual output too, apparently.

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It fills me with the same icy dread I've gotten every fucking time someone has slid a hand up my skirt without consent, or tried to play "just the tip" despite my protests. It feels like deliberate forcing of consent by taking two steps forward and only one back until the line is crossed.

Grammarly Is Pulling Down Its Explosively Controversial Feature That Impersonates Writers Without Their Permission Shishir Mehrotra, CEO of Grammarly's owner Superhuman, has announced that the company is "disabling" a feature that impersonated journalists.

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I figured out why Grammarly's lil "golly gee we didn't think we were doing a bad but we'll try to be more respectful when we relaunch this later" has upset me more than it should: it fucking feels like rape that they're trying to suss out exactly how far they can push this before blowback.

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I hope you've had your MMR titers checked recently? I had mine done a year or two ago and I was still good for mumps and rubella but my measles titer was at 0, so I needed a booster, and I know they changed the MMR schedule after we were born so some folks got missed for that extra dose.

people don’t put enough dissociation time between meetings when they schedule stuff for me

Screenshot of a notification from the Washtenaw County Health Department that reads: "If you were at these locations during the times listed, you may have been exposed to measles and should watch for symptoms for 21 days: 7:45pm Wed, March 4 to 1:00am Thurs, March 5 Sidetrack Bar & Grill 56 E Cross St, Ypsilanti MI 48198 6:00 pm to 8:40 pm, Thurs, March 5 T-Mobile 2044 Whittaker Rd, Ypsilanti, MI 48197 6:55 pm to 8:55 pm, Thurs, March 5 Cricket Wireless Roundtree Place Shopping Center 2547 Ellsworth Rd, Ypsilanti, MI 48197 4:00 pm to 6:07 pm, Fri, March 6 CVS Pharmacy 1415 E Michigan Ave, Ypsilanti, MI 48198 7:00 pm to 10:00 pm, Fri, March 6 Cricket Wireless Roundtree Place Shopping Center 2547 Ellsworth Rd, Ypsilanti, MI 48197 7:15 pm to 9:27 pm, Sat, March 7 Ypsilanti Urgent Care Walk-In Clinic 301 W Michigan Ave #100, Ypsilanti, MI 48197 4:30 pm to 7:00 pm, Sun, March 8 Canton Urgent Care Walk-In Clinic 43033 Ford Road, Canton, MI 48187"

WASHTENAW AND WAYNE COUNTIES -- alert to measles exposure as of last week:

Yet another reason to not eat there ever

@aceanbender.com @ryan.blacksky.app @mseraphimsl.bsky.social @ngsdetroit.bsky.social God I hate never remembering who I should tag in these lmao

Anything any of us can do to get the word out and keep folks safe is a good skeet 😊

bsky.app/profile/damn...

Screenshot of a notification from the Washtenaw County Health Department that reads: "If you were at these locations during the times listed, you may have been exposed to measles and should watch for symptoms for 21 days: 7:45pm Wed, March 4 to 1:00am Thurs, March 5 Sidetrack Bar & Grill 56 E Cross St, Ypsilanti MI 48198 6:00 pm to 8:40 pm, Thurs, March 5 T-Mobile 2044 Whittaker Rd, Ypsilanti, MI 48197 6:55 pm to 8:55 pm, Thurs, March 5 Cricket Wireless Roundtree Place Shopping Center 2547 Ellsworth Rd, Ypsilanti, MI 48197 4:00 pm to 6:07 pm, Fri, March 6 CVS Pharmacy 1415 E Michigan Ave, Ypsilanti, MI 48198 7:00 pm to 10:00 pm, Fri, March 6 Cricket Wireless Roundtree Place Shopping Center 2547 Ellsworth Rd, Ypsilanti, MI 48197 7:15 pm to 9:27 pm, Sat, March 7 Ypsilanti Urgent Care Walk-In Clinic 301 W Michigan Ave #100, Ypsilanti, MI 48197 4:30 pm to 7:00 pm, Sun, March 8 Canton Urgent Care Walk-In Clinic 43033 Ford Road, Canton, MI 48187"

WASHTENAW AND WAYNE COUNTIES -- alert to measles exposure as of last week:

Encouraging parasocial behavior to exploit for money, I assume?

Storms must not have been too bad by me bc I slept hard, which I never do even on a good day

They're p tasty!

“X is a distraction” guys have the liberty of choosing one fight to fight, instead of recognizing how these struggles are interconnected, and the painstaking (often women’s) work is to demonstrate these connections for coalitionbuilding.

but when WE say it—especially on a platform like threads—we are rewarded with dunks like “guess you wish you’d never been born” or “why can’t you see how lucky you are.”

We are the fucking *experts* on the actuality of adoption. But you all need a Medical Influencer to deliver the message to you

Top 10 Bouts of Day 4 - HARU BASHO 2026 - Makuuchi Division YouTube video by Don Don Sumo

AAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Increasingly of the opinion that the correct answer to the Trolley Problem is "fuck you, why are you so fixated on finding reasons to justify killing people?"

The DHS Attorney who had a viral public meltdown in court at the height of the ICE occupation because it was too hard to follow court orders is now running for Congress as, get this, a Democrat. If we can learn what district she is running in, we can ask why she signed up to keep folks detained.

Top 10 Bouts of Day 3 - HARU BASHO 2026 - Makuuchi Division YouTube video by Don Don Sumo

This basho is fucking me up y'all, I want so many of my large husbands and large adult sons to win 😭

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Better hurry up and do the dishes before the storms starts tho lol

Photo of several white plates and utensils on a brown wooden table. Clockwise from left are a fork and spoon, a small bowl of a thick puree-style vegetable soup with rice croutons atop; a bowl of braised baby bok choy; a can of Polar Orange Vanilla Seltzer; a tiny side bowl of dried apricots; a tiny side bowl of kalamata olives; and a large soup plate full of Marry Me Beans, which is a recipe similar to the Tuscan Chicken trend popular in the 90s but with large butter beans.

Decided that if I was gonna have to deal with a potential hellstorm tonight, I wanted to do it with good food in my belly

platypus meme, saying "every day. we stray further from god"

My mood these days is a combination of low-res brain fog and constant moral injury

79 degrees in early March is a sin. release me from this sun-dappled hell

Nice