FatMamaCass

image of watchmen's doctor manhattan, a superhero who is entirely blue and nude, sitting on a rock, small in frame, on what is depicted to be a very pink version of the surface of the planet mars. he looks pensive.

It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

more like Switch 2 having one meal a day in this economy !!!

(guy who cant remember the phrase "razzle dazzle") give 'em the ol' peepee poopoo

screenshot of an email saying Adobe wants to hear from you!

New Adobe Photoshop survey is up, it sure would be a shame if it was flooded with artists leaving anti AI sentiment survey.adobe.com/jfe/form/SV_...

A puzzle is in progress on a puzzle board, and a black cat is sleeping in the puzzle area.

She's helping.

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A Los Angeles Times headline reads, "Large majority of homeless people in California are not illicit drug users, study finds."

It’s almost as if skyrocketing homelessness isn’t caused by addiction or mental illness, but by millions of people being rent-gouged out of a place to live.

Water flowing underground

I am not the first to say it but I do sort of see where JD Vance's mom was coming from when she traded him for drugs

And you may say to yourself, "My god, what have I done?"

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You can report price gouging landlords from anywhere!

My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”

there are no cool billionaires bc no decent person would become a billionaire

I'm on the late shift covering the impact of these Los Angeles fires, and looking to speak to people who have evacuated so far, and whose homes and businesses have been affected. If that's you or someone you know, send them my way: Lois.beckett@theguardian.com.

*wakes up*

brain: u wanna be scared or sad today?
me: those are my only options?
brain: both it is

Agreed!

Cats in the U.S. Are Contracting Bird Flu: What Pet Parents Need to Know Cases in domesticated cats have risen dramatically over the past year.

PSA for cat owners in the US: cats have been contracting H5N1 (bird flu). They are very susceptible to it and the fatality rate for cats is 67%. To avoid it:

-keep your cats indoors. They can catch it from infected birds and mice.

-do not feed them raw dairy

-do not feed them raw meat

I DID IT I MADE THE LAST JOKE TO EVER BE MADE THAT WASNT DERIVATIVE its over.... *evaporates leaving only a buttplug behind*

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if they implemented universal healthcare i wonder how many people in the US would instantly leave their shitty abusive job that they're holding onto for the benefits, and would it be enough to make executives jump out of windows

Me too lmao

now u can preorder the book n stuff ❤️

the preorder store is open now!! theres tons of stuff on there pls check it out the-book-of-shame.backerkit.com/hosted_preor...

your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about