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Chris Person

@papapishu

Gaming. Cofounder/blogging at @Aftermath.site. aftermath.site/ Video at Highlight Reel. patreon.com/highlightreel Occasional DIY LaserDisc Archivist

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Lmao

10.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I installed it for a minute when someone suggested it was also great as a general lightweight self-hosted photo sorting/tagging/gallery system, which i dearly needed, and it was fantastic except that e.g. its conception of "people in this image" meant you have to tag grandma as a "performer"

10.03.2026 09:02 πŸ‘ 143 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

This wasn’t just anime this lists performer metadata, this is flesh and blood porno. People that have libraries of traditional smut are just demons.

10.03.2026 08:45 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off.

hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes

10.03.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 2110 πŸ” 305 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 10

They're making me use a windows computer for work and I'm gonna quit I think. Prank software. Not real

10.03.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 1647 πŸ” 69 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 12
Examples (performer "Jane Doe")
Matches:
Example
Explanation
Jane. Doe.
1. mp4
Dot as separator.
Jane_Doe.
2. mp4
Underscore as separator.
Jane-
Doe .3.mp4
Hyphen as separator.
Jane
Doe. 4. mp4
Whitespace as separator.
Mary-Jane-Doe
Extra characters around word boundaries are allowed.
Jane-Doe_n
Extra characters around word boundaries are allowed.
[OFljane
doe
Extra characters around word boundaries are allowed.

Examples (performer "Jane Doe") Matches: Example Explanation Jane. Doe. 1. mp4 Dot as separator. Jane_Doe. 2. mp4 Underscore as separator. Jane- Doe .3.mp4 Hyphen as separator. Jane Doe. 4. mp4 Whitespace as separator. Mary-Jane-Doe Extra characters around word boundaries are allowed. Jane-Doe_n Extra characters around word boundaries are allowed. [OFljane doe Extra characters around word boundaries are allowed.

Dawg it’s crazy

10.03.2026 08:14 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Saw someone link to a piece of open source, self hosted porno organizing software and it’s beautiful β€” a clean interface, fantastic metadata handling, an incredible wiki and KB. I have absolutely no use for it but I’m just stunned by the attention to detail that only a pervert could achieve here.

10.03.2026 08:10 πŸ‘ 235 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 5

Started bidding on several Amazon Echo Shows, I may not even keep them might just hack them and give them to friends like a catch and release program.

10.03.2026 07:45 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
A cat in front of a deli πŸšͺ

A cat in front of a deli πŸšͺ

Welcome

10.03.2026 07:22 πŸ‘ 272 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2
Beavis and butthead but they’re witches with a brew

Beavis and butthead but they’re witches with a brew

10.03.2026 07:16 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They should make a version of the T-Virus where you’re nice instead of a monster

10.03.2026 07:13 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

MONSTER COVERED IN MANY OBVIOUS EYES: (way too sexually) I *sure* hope some brave adventure doesn’t hit my many OBVIOUS eyes that would be *terrible* 😜

10.03.2026 05:43 πŸ‘ 106 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

he saw this all comin

10.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 101 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Checking the replies to this

10.03.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 118 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You gotta bring your girlfriend back a treat every time you leave the house those are the rules

10.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 199 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 4

Did he do it in a robot voice because I think I know that guy

10.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

In an earlier life I also used to also be a pitchfork intern

10.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The achewood where he says his abs look mega nasty like dog shit

The achewood where he says his abs look mega nasty like dog shit

Time to get middle aged guy jacked

10.03.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

The solution to all our problems is the ribs gun

10.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Angine de Poitrine - Fabienk (Live on KEXP)
Angine de Poitrine - Fabienk (Live on KEXP) YouTube video by KEXP

Back in the gym after my broken foot healed, trying to get my squat strength back, gassing a little while this plays. Feels nice to lift again. youtu.be/pRgHYWOtqqc?...

10.03.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

I found a good replacement cable company on Ali if you’re curious called Openheart

10.03.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I know I’m sowwy

10.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is like the setup for that one hitman level

10.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m fine

10.03.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The track map for the Freedom250 Grand Prix

The track map for the Freedom250 Grand Prix

I haven’t stopped thinking about this all day. I’m so happy the collapse of empire finally did something truly funny

10.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 297 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 16

You can still technically get it if you wanna get the HD650s but the general vibe of Drop going away is damn, party’s over.

10.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Seems unclear if the HD6XX is gone or if Corsair will continue to make it but if so that sucks because it was the default choice for anyone in america looking for a budget pair of nice headphones. youtu.be/YpFVfqotCOw?...

10.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Every Rook clip in Marathon is either the player acting like Wall-E or snapping everyone’s neck like agent 47

10.03.2026 00:17 πŸ‘ 102 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s the sign of a really solid community imho, they don’t really put up with that shit

10.03.2026 00:10 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I can tell Deadlock made it because incredibly toxic people that say slurs showed up but I can tell it'll survive because games just shut down when someone does that.

09.03.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0