Vapor McDeerface

Truly an inspiration to all aspiring macros...

...brings a tear to my eye.

Happy birthday!

May your day be filled with torturing a BUNCH of micro folks.

It's

TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME

I mean...you do INCREDIBLE stuff 🙏

Couldn't be me...

...no, wait. Sorry, that IS me. My bad.

Lord, you always draw some of the best macro asses. ✨️

To be fair, I'd do the same if someone made a pun with my name too.

Blueberry smoothies sound REAL good, now that you mention it.

I didn't draw this. But thank you.

Oooooh...already got my hand raised for being in. 🖐

It's got a mind of its own, sometimes.

Macro deer nerd roomie who's blissfully unaware that shaking his massive macro rump from side to side while listening to music causes the entire apartment complex to shake.

Just stuffing micros in my undies while drunk as fuck

Probably just me accidentally sitting on your sona and making a warm welcome when I finally notice you sticking to my right cheek.

Then it's just me showing you around the place in the palm of my hand.

...don't worry. I'm tipsy too.

Sign me RIGHT up to be one of the employees there.

I strive to have the amount of charisma and game he has.

Do you think you'd ever attend Megaplex this year? If so...I have GOT to try and attend. It'd be my first ever con, too.

What got you into size difference/micro + macro stuffbasically?

Couldn't be me.

Fingers crossed! 🤞

Dealing with a micro jerk who makes fun of your fat ass?

Solution: Just keep that fucker in the palm of your hand and spank yourself. Not only will he get an up close and personal view of your ass, but he'll be knocked TF out for a few hours. Days. Weeks probably?

Thats how I deal with 'em anyway.

Story of my life right there...

God, I've been wanting to get something by you for the longest time, so knowing that sketches may open soon?

Hell to the yes. 🙌

May just make this account designated solely for size difference stuff if I ever get art of it.

Don't mind me.

Just another deer with a rear on here.