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Kelby

@kelbypup

Sailors Know Rum Keeps The Cold Out. A Tiki Cocktail making, Running, Sailing, Skiing, Music Performing Siberian Husky working as a Union Stagehand and Sound Engineer living outside of Annapolis, MD

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Like high school all over again.

11.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah? You really think you’re bigger when I bury your muzzle into my soggy puppy diaper?

09.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I maintain 1 account. You like, or at least accept, all of me or get none of me. I’ll add hashtags if you want to filter out specific obsessions.

08.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Our small trip a few weeks ago reminded me of how much I still love the sport. I’ve been exercising, purchasing, and planning so much. Now the main event will be shit.

08.03.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Headed on a ski trip to Tahoe this week. Tahoe will never get below freezing all week. I’m sitting in my car at work trying not to cry. This trip was delayed once for no snow but then they got great snow. And now I’m doubting if even the higher elevations will be skiable.

08.03.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A protected grow up garden.

Recognized garden from β€œmoving things garden” (Zoo).

05.03.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh man. That game was so hard. Not sure I ever got past the first level. And when I tried it got me all flustered and embarrassed to play it, like it was a kids game my brothers would make fun of me for.

04.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do keep them sorted by denomination and use the most worn first. But I only keep $10s and $20s. Any other bill drives me nuts to have. I give all my $1s and $5s to dragon.

03.03.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tonight I shook the β€œAliens” meme guy’s hand. Listened to him briefly but couldn’t keep listening to the wild claims.

27.02.2026 04:35 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember that night! So much silly apply juice was had.

26.02.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Listen to your body and get back to skiing.

25.02.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Funny. I thought it was just the big puffy pants.

24.02.2026 12:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can not believe that we met another babyfur randomly at a ski resort bar today. How the hell?!?

24.02.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Wha? West Coast?

15.02.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Because NIMBYs won’t allow VA 28 to cross the Potomac and connect to MD 200

15.02.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
PINKALICIOUS & PETERRIFIC | Woof I'm a Dog! | PBS KIDS
PINKALICIOUS & PETERRIFIC | Woof I'm a Dog! | PBS KIDS YouTube video by PBS KIDS

Woof! woof! I’m a dog. It’s what I wanna be.

youtu.be/IT-1SiE6XIg

14.02.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Love the ombrΓ© you managed and the incredibly neat pipe work.
*gives you a Hollywoo handshake*

14.02.2026 12:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Except us! We’re still East Coast.

12.02.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That is a convoluted way to tell your partner you are into auto erotic asphyxiation.

11.02.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like a 90s Disney anthem by Phil Collins.

07.02.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We call it β€œcub naked”.

05.02.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you have a bubbler? Is it keeping the ice away from your hull?

03.02.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Some of the worst people are the people who go and get β€œsaved” every Sunday. Means they can be total assholes the rest of the week and still be one of the β€œgood” ones.

30.01.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Always frustrating that management calls my coworker when there is an issue and that coworker immediately calls me because he doesn’t actually know the infrastructure.

30.01.2026 15:32 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*like you and I do.

29.01.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My neighbor has broken the rule of dibs and now I’m angry.

Next door is a mid -30s single mom with grandma 1 living with her. I was nice and dug her car out for her. She now has parked in another neighbor’s dug out space so grandma 2 can park her car in the space I cleared. No help next snow.

28.01.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nice vibes. But are you sure those are absorbent enough for you?

27.01.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Why have my attics never had anything cool? The best I found was a three light floor lamp from the 70s and empty can of government shortening.

24.01.2026 04:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Out of diapers for like 3 days, back in now and super diaper brained huh kitty?

20.01.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

National airport forever. Never the β€œR” word. Cause it’s disrespectful to name an airport after a man who fired every air traffic controller in the country.

19.01.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0