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The Most Unwise Sagey

@the1calledsage

Profile pic by @siennaumbreon. Banner by @foxsistas Sage, 27, any pronouns. Writer of flammable foxes and fast cars. Check my stuff on tumblr @sageywritings or AO3 @TheOneCalledSage

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Ms Cherry πŸ’πŸŒΈ

11.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 712 πŸ” 156 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As someone who makes things with ocs, it is your right and we are here for it

Take it from me, someone who never stops yapping about their ocs either

04.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Good looking Black man wearing a t-shirt that says
EATING PUSSY
CURES
DEPRESSION
at Mardi Gras.

Good looking Black man wearing a t-shirt that says EATING PUSSY CURES DEPRESSION at Mardi Gras.

Happy Mardi Gras! Here’s your true king.

17.02.2026 12:14 πŸ‘ 137 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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I have never had a take age more like milk in my life. Love to see it for him tho

09.02.2026 04:12 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ya gotta respect perfume commercials because they're just like "hey we can't transmit a smell through the TV so we're just gonna go fuckin bananas for 30 seconds"

I feel like Sawyer understands this XD

05.02.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A YING YANG OF 2 SKLETON'S "HATE SOCIAL MEDIA, BUT I NEED TO WATCH MY LITTLE VIDEO'S" - WITHOUT ONE THERE CANNOT BE DA OTHER "da ying yang of life β€’ da cosmic balance β€’Β da share z0ne β€’ da inevitable result of all things β€’Β da acceptance of bad as a necesary counterpart to good β€’ da share z0ne β€’ da pendulum must swing one way in order to swing da other β€’Β da enjoyment of snack’s tempered by da knowledge of how they all end up β€’ ada share z0ne" - WITHOUT ENRICHMENT IN OUR ENCLOSURES WOULD WE WITHER OR WOULD WE FIND THE WAY OUT OF THE ENCLOSURE,,, GUESS WE"LL NEVER KNOW - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A YING YANG OF 2 SKLETON'S "HATE SOCIAL MEDIA, BUT I NEED TO WATCH MY LITTLE VIDEO'S" - WITHOUT ONE THERE CANNOT BE DA OTHER "da ying yang of life β€’ da cosmic balance β€’Β da share z0ne β€’ da inevitable result of all things β€’Β da acceptance of bad as a necesary counterpart to good β€’ da share z0ne β€’ da pendulum must swing one way in order to swing da other β€’Β da enjoyment of snack’s tempered by da knowledge of how they all end up β€’ ada share z0ne" - WITHOUT ENRICHMENT IN OUR ENCLOSURES WOULD WE WITHER OR WOULD WE FIND THE WAY OUT OF THE ENCLOSURE,,, GUESS WE"LL NEVER KNOW - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

DA ETERNAL STUGGLE - dashare.zone ADMIN

28.01.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 378 πŸ” 108 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I started with flags, then did the map.

Now do capitals next >:)

04.02.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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That's it, that's the post

Ya'll know what to do

#LGBTQIA+ | #Trans | #TransRightsAreHumanRights

02.02.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 1367 πŸ” 1135 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 16

Lovely character leaning on a JDM legend with an amazing message around it. Great combo, love this! ❀️

28.01.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm glad people enjoying my squirrel girl Risu! (on the right)

Tysm again for this, it's awesome

27.01.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Commissions, tysm for the support!

27.01.2026 04:34 πŸ‘ 248 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
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Just as a Yearly Reminder !~

18.12.2025 21:29 πŸ‘ 634 πŸ” 188 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 1
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Commission for @gruntnuker21.bsky.social

Underwear modelling

15.01.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Commission for @the1calledsage.bsky.social

Auburn works up a sweat!

15.01.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Now the question is what type of racing series is she in?

12.01.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been honored to come to this TED talk, thank you for this

09.01.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Massive lore for fun kink items with touches of geo-history, it's like the different sides of my brain all put together. This is awesome Mama!

04.01.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Saints fan here, only way to make losing to the Falcons acceptable is to deny the Bucs from the playoffs

GG Panthers, now go win something!

04.01.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Glad the Panthers are making the playoffs at least. The poor sad Ms. Panther needs some happiness in her life lol

04.01.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No matter what whoever wins this division will go to the playoffs with a losing record

I hate it here

That being said, fuck the Falcons

04.01.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Panthers and Bucs' business is not over yet, they are deeply invested in tomorrow's game between these two ~lovebirds~

04.01.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
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A new year, a new day

01.01.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 5706 πŸ” 1140 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 8

Happy new year!!

01.01.2026 06:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

EVERYONE GET MORE INSANE ABOUT YOUR OWN OCS NEXT YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

29.12.2025 18:18 πŸ‘ 4664 πŸ” 2661 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 187
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After a the past like 6 months of updating the designs for the footbally blorbos, giving them new icons, and stuff, I've finally made an upgraded wallpaper version with all the new ones, too! You can download a high quality version off my website, here: winguthings.com/images/nfl/n...

29.12.2025 00:04 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Been following you since your overwatch days and have never once thought of stopping, love your creativity and love the quest of how to be gayer lmao

27.12.2025 22:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As someone who's lived here my whole life, it warms my heart hearing about your first experiences to the Louisiana way of life :3

26.12.2025 21:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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IT IS TIME.

Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas

24.12.2025 09:36 πŸ‘ 3895 πŸ” 1938 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 13

Merry belated birthmas!!

24.12.2025 04:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The happiest we've ever seen Miss Panther

Might even be happier thanks to Miss Saint after Sunday

13.12.2025 01:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0