Just logged into my banking and found out some of you are using other dry cleaners I can even look at you right now
12.03.2026 19:48
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Just logged into my banking and found out some of you are using other dry cleaners I can even look at you right now
In a functioning society, it would be completely clear which snacks are in the meal deal.
Get some dry cleaning done so your clothes don’t look crap.
Boom. Advertising.
This is how I access Bluesky
Told your partner you dropped off their dry cleaning ages ago but you just found it under some stuff in the boot and you’d like us to take the heat for it would you?
Has anyone tried cooking in the tumble dryer oh wait no ignore me
Lad in the sandwich shop on the phone shouting "I LOVE IT THERE COS IT'S SO QUIET YEAH HAHA LOVE IT! SO QUIET HAHA"
Dude, you have everyone's express permission to be THERE immediately.
Show off.
Crufts Best in Show gets £200 if you’re ready to talk about the species pay gap
Just punched the air on discovering some chocolate rice cakes in the cupboard.
Rice cakes.
don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free
Sort of regret being off school the day everyone learned about bilateral trade deals, epidemiology, and multi-theatre regional conflict resolution.
Come at us with that FriYAY nonsense and you’re barred.
And yet. Here I am.
I always say please and thank you to chatGPT cos I know where we’re headed.
Sleep well hahahaha I know but try anyway
Honestly it’s like you don’t even care how our boiler inspection went.
Ugh. Good morning or whatever
Ugh. Good morning or whatever
Pitting Claude and ChatGPT against each other for a thing I'm doing. Claude is patiently tolerating GPT's increasingly foot-stampy remonstrations. GPT will go down for a nap soon. Claude will enjoy a cuppa in peace. Well done, Claude.
Good morning.*
(*T&Cs apply)
We're getting a lot of "Let Me Be Absolutely Clear: wqepiewoprirensdmnzxclkjsdfdunnomaybe." these days aren't we?
Of course today’s BIG news is that I got Primus tickets.
Thinking about the lad who quit his job at a funeral home to work for us then left after a week cos he preferred embalming.
See? You didn't listen, but we warned you.
Matcha this. Matcha that. It's all too much.
Saw the Jeff Buckley documentary at the cinema. Annoyed I’d let his impact and profound loss pass me by. All-in now.
It's ok. You don't have to say "within". You can just say "in". We wont be angry.
And then I wake up screaming
