All the other pigeons that normally hang around have pissed off. I think he's freaked them out. How do you euthanise a pigeon (I mean, without a cricket bat etc)?
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All the other pigeons that normally hang around have pissed off. I think he's freaked them out. How do you euthanise a pigeon (I mean, without a cricket bat etc)?
There's a crazy pigeon in our backyard. It tries to fly but flaps in circles and crashes into things. It mostly sits on the ground and looks around in a frantic manner. It looks like it's gone bananas. I fed it some kitty krunchies and gave it some water. Maybe this is just a con.
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Because it didn't happen in synagogue?
What is it? Something nondescript?
I used to tell everyone i knew to read "A Confederacy of Dunces" by John Kennedy Toole. They told me they gave up on it because they didn't like it. Then one day i was introduced to a bloke who said "You're the Confederacy of Dunces fan!" and we were friends from then on.
It's a fish. Or a bird. Either of those two is generally the answer.
Check them cards! My favourite bit was we did it in school & I had no fkn idea what I was trying to do. Turns out, neither did the teacher.
Nancy Doll (vocals), Kitty Vacant (guitar), Connie Rotter (guitar), Jilly Idol (bass) and Anna Key (drums).
Ten years ago.
They absolutely smashed this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tcI...
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Shit!
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Who's Country Joe? Y'all know his song. Same thing today as it was then.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft0v...
Stupid cobweb.
I hate vacuuming when Mrs Kip is home.
"Did you do under the coffee table?"
"Yes I did under the coffee table."
"Did you do behind the chair?"
"Yes, I did behind the chair."
"Did you get the cobweb under the window sill?"
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGH i fknmissed it FUCKFUCKFUCK
Me & my Aunty Rosa
I must investigate this wearing crocs with socks trend. Espcially crocs with socks that stink of asparagus piss.
Nyaaargh. Got 915. I'll catch you yet, damn Midofo...
Yes! Always. Or slight eyelid movement.
I'm 6'1. I like it when short people in supermarket aisles ask me if I can reach something on the top shelf - I say "Yes" and keep walking.
LMAO
Piastri has crashed in a warm-up lap. Oh dear.
Glad you added the qualifier there.
Aye. I'm in Prahran, thinking the same thing. Wish they'd fuck off. The council won't let the Macedonians wave their flag in the Moomba parade because it might offend someone, yet we allow war jets to scream above while people o/s are having the shit bombed out of them.
I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times
What I hope is that there was a point when he was being bashed when he realised he was going to die, and at that point he understood why this was happening to him.
Charles Dickens had a deaf cat called Bob. He didn't meow (probably because he couldn't hear himself) but he would attract attention by snuffing out Dickens' candle with his paw.
Yeah, sucks eh? He was a genuinely funny bloke.
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