Andrew Curry

I had to splash a little water in my face, lest I pass out from excitement.

They’re calling this game like it’s the BYU broadcasting team.

I’ve long claimed that the only person in the world worse than Donald Trump is the first person who ever told Kennedy that he was funny.

Books and covers and so forth, but even with the volume off, I could totally tell this guy’s a prick.

Seven games? Look at the optimist over here.

In the ‘70s, it felt like the Oilers could never beat the Steelers. In the ‘90s, the Astros seemed to lose every game to the Braves. And now that I’m an old man, I’m delighted to see that the #Rockets will never beat the Warriors. Et tu, LJ Cryer?

Would that Stephen Miller knew what Cricket felt. Literally.

I worry that’s the case as well. But then I think about being in the playoff race until the last day of last season having given crucial playing time to Zack Short, Cooper Hummel, and Luis Guillorme. Then I get high on copium.

Just saw MLB dot com has us at 81-81.

It’s not technically Wings, but I’m glad to see that Ram has only grown in people’s estimation since its awful original reviews. Oh, and I’ll defend Back to the Egg until I’m blue in the face.

I know that radio guys like this traffic almost exclusively in hyperbole and trolling, but what could Rosenberg possibly point to to explain why he believes Trump is the greatest president the history of our country?

Just got the brand new vinyl re-release this week.

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Sure, Bari Weiss is doing a legendarily bad job running CBS News. But I feel like if you give her CNN to run as well, it’s sure to work.

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This list will not make the “But that’s not rock and roll!!” crowd happy.

He was indeed in my class. He’s a very dear friend. Here we are with Orson.

Oh, wow. I graduated in 1988. We must’ve been there together then.

Thank you. Did you have a class with him at St. John’s or at UH?

Just a wet diarrhea of a sports day today.

I’m unreasonably angry about this.

Choke. Job. #Rockets

Four records from 1991: Play by Squeeze, Life’s Too Short by Marshall Crenshaw, Laughter & Lust by Joe Jackson, and Woodface by Crowded House

Squeeze just did a vinyl re-release of their 1991 album, Play. And in a year where grunge took over the music landscape, there were still some pretty great records from 1991 for pop nerds like me. Here are a few records I’ve been enjoying today.

Barely eight days after my father’s funeral, I received the heartbreaking news that my dear stepfather, Orson Cook, has died. Orson was in my life for fifty years, and I will miss him terribly.

How we feeling about the Iowa State game?

Trying quite successfully, as it turns out.

I think Pam Bondi better read a book about John Mitchell. Cover ups don’t often end well.

The worst political decision of the last decade was when the Harris campaign ditched the strategy of calling these weirdos weird. They are so goddamn weird. About everything. Always.

I think it was always a long shot that he’d go into the Hall in an Astros cap, but I’d imagine this seals the deal for Detroit.

I was on a scholarship committee years ago that continued giving out the Ken and Linda Lay scholarship years after the point where it was unseemly.

Now that it’s over, I wouldn’t be too surprised if #Arizona only falls one spot.

My Houston Cougars jumped all the way up to number 3 in the rankings this week. And now the number one team is twenty seconds from losing. I know it’s all sort of irrelevant until next month, but still…