From a dream I just had:
"I'm Rebecca."
"Hi, I'm Rebecka with a k."
"Hi, I'm Rebekah with an h."
"Hi, I'm Rebehakek with two ks and an h." (Also somehow still pronounced "Rebekah")
I'm gonna need someone to invent a drink that hydrates me AND gets me drunk, k thx
I'm dying of burnout from decades of struggling unsupported thru life but I'm pretty sure these potato chips will cure me
I feel like every workplace should have a soundproof room with a punching bag.
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"A goblin corpse is probably bigger than a one and a half foot cube."
"I dunno, depends on how it died."
#dnd #ttrpg
I need psychos to please stop cutting the internet lines to our city. Please. That's like the third or fourth time now.
An adorable grey tabby cat sleeping curled up on a queen size bed.
Oh, to be as unbothered as a small cat on a large bed on a Saturday afternoon.
It's unfair that I can't selectively remove memories to make space in my brain for new ones. I still remember my ICQ number but I can't remember my grocery list 😭
It is risen! Happy Easter!
The world is falling apart and I'm making sourdough discard crackers.
Mmm, crunchy.
Had to buy new pants today as the ones I got a month ago are already baggy. So far I've lost:
- 75 lbs
- 4 pants sizes
- 2 shirt sizes
- 1 ring size
Our DM had us roll up stats, and I wound up with a stat block that had amazing stats... except for a Wisdom of 3.
I played a bard with jingle bells on her jester cap. She had zero impulse control and no musical ability (juggler/acrobat). She was AMAZING.
I would love to pay you to sketch my Humblewood campaign party.
Ooh, actually... What if I made a cinnamon apple loaf for pi Day... 🤔
Been baking bread every weekend since my sourdough starter started 😄
Bacon cheddar sourdough. I made it.
You are my hero.
I used to not trust online recipes because they were written by housewives who had obviously never tasted something as exotic as salt.
Now I don't trust online recipes because they might've been written by AI.
Which I'm also pretty sure has never tasted salt.
You have violated your NDA by telling us you signed an NDA, please sign this NDA so we can discuss your NDA
"You don't need to know everything"
Also my players: "We have a murder on our hands... We need to plot out the EXACT DETAILS of what happened that night!"
Me, who only planned out just enough info to point them in the right direction: 😬😰😵💫💀
Congratulations, level up!
So does everybody's dentist keep the waiting room TV on Food Network, or is my dentist just being particularly cheeky?
In this moment, I am happy.
AI is so useful as a tool for overcoming disability, increasing productivity, learning skills, streamlining processes, etc. But it should not be used to replace humans. At least, not when humans still need to have their place.
If I didn't rely on my job to survive, I wouldn't mind being replaced.
It's a little hard to hate AI when it saves me from having to reread and reword my email 99 times trying to avoid sounding like a soulless bitch.
Hello yes I am a "friendly neurotypical professional" thanks to the power of computing beep boop
Trusk is more obvious, but Mump puts Elon first which would infuriate Donnie so...
Once in a campaign I had my bard give the entire party a surprise makeover while they were sleeping and my character was never allowed to take watch again.
Thank you!
