Churro

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

Families ripped asunder and utterly changed because weak stupid men process their own fucking mortality and try to fill the hole with greed.

The vast fucking rage and contempt I feel for this administration is nearly indescribable.

You can't pay the ferryman with bitcoin

Mine fell apart in my hands and promptly out of it into the soup pot. So we had to go out to eat. I got a vitamix later but I do miss my immersion blender.

Text that says, “WHY AM I, a pretty girl, GETTING MY OWN GAS?” On a background of Redwoods

Horror has come to our small town

I don’t need more leaders in a fucking death cult

I’m sorry, doing this in a baseball cap sold by your campaign store is deliberately disrespecting the dead.

they brought back fucking polio

Netflix Dinosaurs Narrator: But she’s got a bigger problem.

Me: Is it Republicans? That looks like Pangea Arizona.

Kiley is a POS who flirts with the alt right because he thinks it can get him adjacent to power. Don't elect him, he doesn't hold town halls, he doesn't respond to letters, he just recounts the one time he was a teacher in an "inner city' area, as proof he's qualified.

let tell you about a friend who chopped up a bunch of jalapeños and then his wife came home and he thought he did a good job of washing his hands before ~activities~....

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN!

THE BOYS ARE BACK

When you watch a clip of something and go… man that was hot. And then go oh I think something is wrong with me.

Anne Frank didn’t die in the camps from zyklon b.

I fucking nailed it

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STARDEW! STARDEW! STARDEW!

As my husband likes to say, "Your polio ridden great-grandpa killed Nazis with a 30.06, you don't need much more than that."

attempting a Pork (vs Beef) Wellington and man I hope this doesn't suck.

It’s 55° the windows are open, the sun is shining bright, the sky is clear… what a perfect day to go enjoy some California living.

Lmao get fucking fucked Kristi Noam

If you don't like a show... why are you watching the show?

Things I’ve forgotten today on my way to yoga:

- yoga mat
- left hearing aid
- water bottle
- keys
- phone

So yea imma need another coffee.

I hope they eat each other

That’s a 29 point swing. In Arkansas.

The most dangerous thing about AI chat bots is how many men with political power treat them *exactly* and unquestioningly like actual Ancient Greek oracles.

What Charlie Kirk did for me was create an org whose watchlist targeted mostly Black & Brown jr professors who named white supremacy & other oppressions. For years, I got rape threats & death threats. Thanks Dept of Ed for featuring Kirk & reminding the rest of us how much you hate us.

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Thoughts during hot yoga:

This awful
This is terrible
Omfg why did I do this

Thoughts Closing out my practice

Maybe it wasn’t so terrible
That wasn’t the worst
I actually kinda liked it

My sweetest baby girl!