jacob

who is playing crossplay on nyt? brings me back to words with friends days

they shoulda made a thanksgiving day parade float of canned cranberry sauce

hey happy thanksgiving

hey should i update my prof pic? lmk

ariana grande being part of the 4th installment of Meet the Fockers was *not* on my bingo card. but im ready

im starting island of the idols, and that first vote out was HAHAHA #survivor

cbs mornings viewership today: 📈📈📈
#survivor50

Everybody can reply but nobody can ever leave.

i find “that’s silly” to be a much more cutting response than “that’s stupid”

that rumored cast list of #Survivor50 making its rounds suuuuure is underwhelming. well, kinda. may 28th can't come soon enough

hey just a small thing: dont be ambitious and try to open the rest of the tin can with your hand 🥲

the marine biologist episode of seinfeld is arguably the best episode of the entire series

super niche and random but i actually love the new shade of orange and new font from grubhub

someone just told my dog that they dont use slack

canva create > coachella

(at least thats how it feels and seems)

honestly those canva announcements were huge. should i pay for canva now? lol maybe

kass better be on #survivor50

if something you did was “literally a piece of cake” to get done, then it was a piece of cake. literally, a cake. like the birthday food. cake. literally cake.

update on this: just got an instagram ad for pet insurance through costco. just fyi

i would watch an hours-long documentary on costco, the business of costco, why people love it, the marketing strategy, product strategy, sampling approach, everything.

only because it’s 2025: is this “hi” or “ai” starbucks?

i could watch match day videos for forever

thx chatgpt lol

xfinity either saves the day or doesnt. no in between 🥴

I bet rebooting after updates feels so nice if you're a computer

biiiiig sos to my brokerage account 🆘

Linkedin news: Millennial wealth has quadrupled

if anyone needs a good laugh, i got you covered

the candle aisle at target needs to be studied

Well done to MySpace Tom for his dignity today. The others could learn from him.

y'all. you do not need to keep reposting that man doing the nazi salute.

i don't want to see it.

i suspect the folks whose families were harmed by the nazis don't want to see it.

we know he did it, it serves no purpose to post it besides causing people distress and pain.