You can set your clock to two things when a Republican is in the White House: an ill-advised war in the Middle East and economic collapse.
Americans at home struggle to afford basic necessities and we’re dropping billions on wars overseas.
This was the White House's war plan:
Day #1 : Bomb
Day #2: Iran becomes a white Christian nationalist country
Day #3: Free gas
Day 4: Kid Rock concert/UFC fight broadcast from Tehran
So far, things are a bit off track
This should be front page news. There should be hearings about it.
What a joke. FBI agents are not street brawlers. They interview witnesses, uncover documents, analyze intelligence, and testify in court, usually while wearing a suit and tie. Just one more frolic for Kash at taxpayer expense.
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I saw Morrissey in 1991. What a ridiculously terrible experience. By the time I was ready to listen to him again, I found out how horrible he was in general, so that was that.
im just really fucking sick of spending my entire adult life lurching from one worldwide economic disaster to another all because people pretend republicans arent dumb as dog shit morons completely detached from reality
none of us should have to spend this much time thinking about an elderly cognitively impaired person to whom we are not related
Nobody has ever been so lyrically yet thoroughly excoriated as in this piece. And yet, few people have ever deserved such a complete dismantling as the Prince formerly known as Andrew
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Reaper
Now you get your mf head in the game and March down to the comic book store and get to seducing
there's a thing I like to call "load-bearing assumptions", that you don't notice until they're suddenly gone (e.g the air you breath has oxygen in it).
the post-ww2 order is a load-bearing assumption for basically the entirety of american life. trump took a sledgehammer to it in the last 90 days.
Glad people are settling on the term "pervert glasses". Bonus points if you also say it while posting a picture of Mark Zuckerberg or call them Mark Zuckerberg's pervert glasses.
Capitol Police were attempting to remove an unhinged protestor from the Armed Services hearing. He was fighting back. I decided to help out and deescalate the situation. This gentleman came to the Capitol looking for a confrontation, and he got one. I hope he gets the help he needs without causing further violence.
If you thought Tim Sheehy would apologize, you were wrong. If you thought he'd blame the Marine, you're right.
Add yet another example to the "Never Apologize" file. Rule number one of being Trumpy is never ever apologize. Boss never apologizes. So I never apologize. It's part of the loyalty test
When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946.
In 2007, the US president was born in 1946.
In 2017, the US president was born in 1946.
And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.
BREAKING: Credible whistleblower discloses that FBI forensic experts were ordered to stand down from processing the scene where Renee Good was killed, because Kash Patel did not want Good referenced as a “victim” in the warrant.
I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,
uhhh oh my god
our government combines the impulse control of pete hegseth, the intellectual rigor of rfk jr, and the attention span of donald trump with elon musk’s signature sense of humor
Fucking sucks being at the mercy of a bunch of pedophile leaders who are on the verge of death and have been bought and sold by a fascist oligarchical class that openly hates humanity.
This is a big one. A newly uncovered document has revealed the existence of a mystery Epstein investigation. It was spearheaded by the DEA and involved drug trafficking and money laundering. Epstein was one of 15 targets. The other 14 names are redacted. I've got questions.
Buffy, Willow, Xander, and Giles
3 million pages of evidence of a massive child sex trafficking ring in the US and this is how the FBI director is spending his time.
Unilateral tariffs ruled illegal.
Millions of Americans struggling to get by.
Epstein Survivors waiting for justice.
A President threatening war with Iran.
What are Republicans running next week? Two home appliance bills repealing energy efficiency standards. That is the state of our union.
a lot of you are probably too young to remember this but there was a time when the married dhs secretary using taxpayer money for a custom built fuck palace in the sky for her to bang coworkers wouldve been a big deal
Every news story is now “State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were ‘blindsided.’”
Her: Where were you last night
Me: The Dow is over 50,000
Her: Do I smell bourbon
Me: Iran is about to be bombed
Her: Is that lipstick on your collar
Me: Aliens are real!
Yes. The simplest and most plausible explanation for any choice Trump makes is that he enjoys hurting and killing people. It makes him feel good.
love to be looted by our criminal president
Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.
Ghislaine Maxwell, a convicted child sex trafficker, gets gardening time, sports, therapy dogs, and spa products in prison.
Migrant children in custody are sleeping on concrete floors without enough food or clean water.
Our priorities are so fucked.
