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@hwheaties

Mother, wife, dog mama, workout junkie, high school English teacher/instructional coach, writer, editor, #lilacthief. She/her. Coloradan by way of Baltimore.

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This exactly.

14.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s the plan.

14.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you. This afternoon was not my favorite.

14.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yep. Ours was a bit different than the one farther east.

14.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So today we had a swatting incident at my school, which meant multiple police officers with AR-15s walked past the exterior door I have to monitor during a secure. This is America.

13.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly. I swear at this point WALL-E was prophecy.

22.02.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate AI so much. I told a couple students the other day that AI doesn’t do anything but stop them from thinking critically, so they don’t actually learn anything.

22.02.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Magazine cover that says β€œorganize your life with ChatGPT”

Magazine cover that says β€œorganize your life with ChatGPT”

No.

22.02.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

21.02.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pope Leo Will Spend July 4 Visiting Migrant Crossing Island Pope Leo has spoken out against the treatment of migrants in the United States several times over the last year.

JD Vance personally invited Pope Leo to the U.S. 250th celebration on the 4th of July. Today the Vatican announced Leo will be spending the day with migrants instead.

21.02.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 17118 πŸ” 4263 πŸ’¬ 470 πŸ“Œ 1107

Well, people, how are we?

21.02.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I still prefer the ocean. Being landlocked sucks.

15.10.2025 14:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of trees and sky, with the white mist of a cloud hanging in and beyond the trees.

A photo of trees and sky, with the white mist of a cloud hanging in and beyond the trees.

Ok Colorado is cool because sometimes you walk outside and you’re literally in a cloud.

15.10.2025 14:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Been away awhile. My mental health can only handle so much right now, and work is putting me through it.

Check on your teacher/educator friends. We are not okay.

17.09.2025 01:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a work-related post.

17.09.2025 00:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I try to school my expression, I realize I can’t afford the tuition.

16.09.2025 16:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Welp, back to work tomorrow.

03.08.2025 23:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Amen.

29.07.2025 01:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Your periodic reminder that the estimated cost to end hunger in the U.S. is $25 billion.

28.07.2025 16:03 πŸ‘ 5647 πŸ” 2622 πŸ’¬ 196 πŸ“Œ 209
American flag hanging with the bottom red stripe falling off

American flag hanging with the bottom red stripe falling off

Love a good metaphor.

29.07.2025 01:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I say this on the day I went back to work after summer. Not totally back. Totally back is next Monday. But still.

29.07.2025 01:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of my favorite things to do is not talk to people.

29.07.2025 00:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

America is awesome because we have express lanes on highways so you can pay money to get to work faster.

24.07.2025 00:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So... Colbert is winning his time slot... is gaining viewers... but CBS is cancelling the show for "financial reasons?"

That seems... off.

18.07.2025 03:41 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A red and white sign that reads 

PARKING FOR TENETS AND CUSTOMERS ONLY WHILE SHOPPING VIOLATORS WILL BE BOOTED OR TOWED AT OWNERS EXPENSE
COLORADO PARKING SERVICES

A red and white sign that reads PARKING FOR TENETS AND CUSTOMERS ONLY WHILE SHOPPING VIOLATORS WILL BE BOOTED OR TOWED AT OWNERS EXPENSE COLORADO PARKING SERVICES

People, we have problems. The principles are sentient.

16.07.2025 20:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So, SO cheap!!

04.07.2025 19:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A completely empty egg section at a grocery store.

A completely empty egg section at a grocery store.

So many eggs!! So plentiful!! So great!!

04.07.2025 17:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me: …

Aisle Seat Dude: …

United: How was your flight?

Me: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

25.06.2025 01:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching the NBA final gameβ€”hubs just said of one player’s 3-pointer shot, β€œthat’s a Caitlin Clark launch.”

Reader, I married him.

23.06.2025 01:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I did my best to win tickets to BeyoncΓ©. Alas, I was not successful. I wish there was a way, still. Maybe I could win the lottery πŸ€”

23.06.2025 01:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0