mochi

Obligatory.

free skit idea for SNL : parody of two sweaty fat dudes playing MTG w/ tension building slow mo, macro shots with Reznor soundtrack à la “Challengers”/“Heated Rivalry”

so Cameo let’s you book actors to do custom content?

Need to book David Habour to do a 6-7 min poppers coaching sesh

gimme free tokens so I can play with some ai agents 🥵

hotel zoso just seems to have the most uncomfortable layout. it just looks like the back of an industrial parking area.

been doing more butt stuff and I’m starting to get the appeal of the difference between being stretched out vs using a prostate massager

but now I need that feeling coming from a 350lb+ giant using his body weight and gravity doing all the work

best part of tech conferences?

big chunky meaty hogs

at least I’ve still got acid woo

never having been in a relationship and close to hitting 40 at this point I think I’m too scared to even try

get em MILKED

yes I love that we have more hardcore Asian bear porn in 2026

but now I need the overlap of western bear porn stars crossing over and piledriving these Asian bears/cubs with poppers play

my needs are specificccccc

I’d like to get gagged 🥵

oh please do

if I had a pup name

Pup Debt 😩

the desktop+webcam can give an optimal setup of viewing/filming which you can’t really replicate with a smartphone, where the camera is attached directly on the tiny screen which it doesn’t make for a great viewing experience

but with AirPods, makes for a decent exhibitionist setup

phone sex is a lost art of the 90s/early 2000 Netmeeting era and we need to make the most of that with today’s tech

Need that cameraman PoV thick hog cameo

Nooo. I hope something good comes your way soon. Third’s a charm.

Yeah I refunded my game. Definitely not worth it.

need a couch like this

Love that view

using AI to push medical advances : good

using AI to manipulate human behaviors to generate shitty engagement content : bad

my workplace has private showers and I can’t stop thinking about this 6’5 bear who works in my building pounding me out to start my morning

just waiting for the news headline where cops are fighting against ICE

hot showers is my therapy

ready

My condolences 🫂

Just how I like it.

Oh that is cuuuute

Consider getting an electric snow shovel! Those things are amazing