Yes she isn't all that fond of the memory. I was really little so I hardly remember it at all.
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Yes she isn't all that fond of the memory. I was really little so I hardly remember it at all.
I thought I was running out of characters
I do quite strongly dislike them so that's fine with me
I wasn't allowed an umbrella again for the rest of my childhood which is probably why I've never mastered the use of one.
Trip down memory lane in Crawley today. Here's where I bit down on the curly handle of my umbrella and pierced the skin under my tongue while my mum was in the chemist, so when she came out I had blood pouring from my mouth and a lady had to drive us to hospital
Electing this guy twice is really bad. But the real reason the US cannot be trusted is that it has been unable to impeach him.
I only haven't blocked it because it's a useful indicator of how much to trust the accounts that repost it or treat it as a reliable source.
(derisory)
I really do dislike this aggressive informality in corporate comms sometimes
We're 18 months off 'uwu it seems you've been a smol bean and not paid the mortgage. We're evictereening you in 14 days'
@danwaterfield.bsky.social I dare you.
They should have asked AI what would happen before they started. I reckon even Grok would have been able to predict this.
Oh mine did, I hate it
In 2014, Apple had the genius idea to give all 500 million iTunes users a free U2 album. I haven't heard shit from U2 since then
I'm so sorry for your loss. Sending sympathy and best wishes your way xx
Yes, it sucks that young men today watch Andrew Tate. But a generation earlier, my university halls had subscriptions to Zoo and Nuts (including Danny Dyer's "cut your ex's face so no-one will want her" column) and I had housemates who spent hours a day reading rape jokes on 4chan.
*Doctor looking at my X-Rays*
Doctor: Ah, this is exactly what I was afraid of.
Me: Oh my God, what?
Doctor: Skeletons.
Getting a lease done involves an awful lot of emails back and forth that say "please ask your solicitor to hurry up" "my solicitor says she/he is waiting for your solicitor" "thanks I'll feed that back" "please ask your solicitor to respond" on repeat forever.
Adoraband.
I believe you xx
Cheeky
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It was important
Sign on door says Please be careful there may be someone behind this door
Terrifying.
Peak Monetisation
my contribution to the discourse this evening is that there are too few adverts these days where a man does something so socially unacceptable that even the family dog puts his paw up over his face and whimpers in disgust. this was the dominant art form in the 1990s and it is now dying out
But then we'd all have to do the joke in your honour so it would be for nothing
Super Furry Animals were warning about this 20 years ago
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Please romaine quiet
I do not believe anyone has been affected by this story.