riley

If I hear the Pluribus voicemail one more time

Weekly occurrence at this point

I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT

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me watching the guy who owe me 10k get raptured

Every time I see Rihanna she’s pregnant

Hello Franklin

Can’t believe Taylor Swift is engaged to that waiter in Happy Gilmore

Leaked script:

Trump suffers kidney and heart failure, leaving him unable to complete his term. JD assumes the presidency. Gavin Newsom challenges JD in the 2028 election — and wins.

Trump hasn’t played golf in 14 days 👀

Battle foreshadowing

I think it’s highly likely Gavin Newsom will run for president in 2028.

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Me trying to escape the Coldplay affair posts on every single feed

😭

when you pause your music for the 5th time because someone keeps talking to you

Teachers soon as they get home from school

Given she’s a representative for New York I’d say 🇺🇸…

where’d all the time go?
Its starting to flyyyy

hellllooooo

😂

Thankfully I’m built like Timothée Chalamet no matter how much I binge

(just picking your brain no hate 🙃)

Statistical divergence is inevitable—sure. And yes, differences can lead to friction.
But you seem like a smart cookie, thriving in your goals and career with a lot of potential. If being different from your parents invalidates existence, then by that premise, you might as well erase your own 🤠