beavis and butthead are standing next to each other and one of them is wearing a metallica shirt
ALT: beavis and butthead are standing next to each other and one of them is wearing a metallica shirt
One day I saw two young fellows talking loudly about being married. They wore sleeveless shirts, had pot bellies and looked exactly like Beavis and Butthead a little older..20 or so.
“Ma wife just let herself go. Eye can’t even look at another woman…ever!”
12.03.2026 01:19
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I always invited him to sit beside me. The last time I saw him he jumped up beside me and smiled then jumped back down.
12.03.2026 00:58
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The legend of Beano. I was born too young. When they brought me home my brothers thought my head was shaped like a bean so they called me Beano. I didn’t know why they did that and didn’t know why my mother told me I had a nicely shaped head so often.
12.03.2026 00:45
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Thanks.
11.03.2026 04:17
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Thanks. I miss him.
11.03.2026 01:27
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Yes!
09.03.2026 04:00
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They have it made. They just get to be horses.
09.03.2026 03:59
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I don’t have any methods or wisdom to pass on. I just do a scary frontal attack if a cat or a person needs help.
09.03.2026 03:44
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😂
09.03.2026 03:03
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Delightful!
09.03.2026 02:45
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I’m pretty good at scaring raccoons too. I saved cats from being attacked that way. I don’t like scaring anything but still I have to step up. If I was in Alex Pretti’s situation I would have done the same thing except I would not be carrying.
09.03.2026 02:35
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I insulted it.
09.03.2026 02:24
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I had to fight one that was attacking a woman. I just scared it off.
09.03.2026 02:21
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I’ve been stressed out but I hadn’t seen the horses for a while. I’ll be taking care of them for a couple of days.
09.03.2026 02:19
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Stuff = Current events.
09.03.2026 01:58
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Don’t call him peckerhead. It gets them riled up.
07.03.2026 06:20
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Topaz was a spirited horse. Her mother was the fastest local racehorse of her time. her father a champion Connemara. She loved art posters and jumped to win ribbons. Jumping in front of an audience was her passion. I saw her pretending to be at horse show all by herself.
06.03.2026 08:26
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“Who would Jesus Bomb?” It only brings more radicalization with revenge in mind.
05.03.2026 02:00
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Bramble thought she was being punished wearing a halter for the first time. In this moment she smiled seeing her friend Sister wearing one. Peer pressure. A month before they were rounded up and sent to a kill pen. They were both rescued from dire circumstances.
03.03.2026 03:33
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My feral friend Bruiser always wanted my company while he ate a meal. He kept Declan and another horse company while they ate hay.
03.03.2026 02:50
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Sister saw me sitting on a bench so she walked over to see me.
02.03.2026 02:26
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Beluga whales like to entertain themselves and people. They crack me up.
01.03.2026 04:38
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I like them being assertive.
01.03.2026 03:50
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She’s a pearl of a girl.
27.02.2026 21:06
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Sister might be a horse. She’s a rich character who can’t be categorized.
27.02.2026 05:21
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Call off the search. Groot has been found and is resting at detox for a while.
26.02.2026 00:15
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Sister is ready to be invited into the house. There’s always hope.
25.02.2026 21:59
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Calypso gave me a kiss.
24.02.2026 23:23
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