Brice

Normally, I wouldn't stream on a Tuesday, but I want me some channel points...

Miltank is a kind of puppy

Kingdom FARTS 😤

Boss: "This here's da spoon drawer. You need a spoon, you come here."
Me: *I'm not gonna use other people's spoons...*

Me, 5 years later, showing a new coworker around: "This here's da sp"

Thinking I'm gonna dust this account off!

I had...a great Monday!

I locked myself out this morning but even that was lovely. I spent an hour soaking in da sun while waiting for my landlady.

👋🌞 👋🐄🚪🔑

WORK IT, BITCH!!!

Two tiny black and white baby goats on either side of a standard sized canister of oats

In an effort to make today slightly less terrible, here is a photo of BJ and Judy next to a canister of oats for scale

A bunny swims on the surface of the ocean, in a scene similar to the movie poster for "Jaws" with a giant Great White Shark below the water. There are also two much smaller shark siblings looking up at the bunny.

Daily bunny no.3005 going for a swim

This ad is for Hoppy the Marvel Bunny. In two panels at the top we see Hoppy showing off and then confronting a bad guy. "Hoppy has become the Captain Marvel of the animal kingdom--Hoppy--the Marvel Bunny!" It continues " Don't you believe there's a Captain Marvel Bunny? Then see the latest issue of Funny Animals!" At the bottom is a cartoon cowboy on a horse shouting about the price being only ten cents.

Another Fawcett house ad from 1945.

Gnight, bully! 🐮💙

The ice climbers after landing a single grab on green kirby

You never went to clown college. Did you.

Nice fix!

Hey gram, I gotta go. I'm getting pulled over.

"Oh, you're such a good driver. I'm sure you'll be fine. I do worry about this Communist, though."

Bye, grammie. Love you.

"I love you, too. Buhbye."

*Cop lets me know my left brake light was out*

⚰️

"Oh. Have you heard about this communist Muslim running for mayor in NYC?"

I have! He's not a communist, though.

"Oh, but he is! He's a democratic socialist."

That's not communism, gam-gam. It's-
*Police car flashes me to pull over*

Oh, "Work being stressful" isn't a big deal.

"You're stressed? Why?"

Just a lot of last-minute asks coming in. But I was due for a week like this, haha.

"What's due?"
Oh, I mean I haven't had a week like this in (All weeks since May have been like this)...a bit.

*Driving home from work after a nuts day. Returns a call from my gam-gam*

Hi, grammie.

"Well, hello, Mr. Brice! How are you?"

I'm okay. Work's been stressful, but I'm good overall.

"You're what?"

Just a little stressed! I'm fine all around, so it's no big deal.

"What's no big deal?" 1/2

Yeaaaah I think I'll keep using this account. Sometimes I wanna use social media without "funny" stuff, is all! It's only a tiny part of me.

I am the original moowalker

Now Playing for LGBTQIA+ Pride Month: Music of the City: London by Angela Morley and Her Orchestra (Columbia, 1958)

My favorite city and one of my favorite bandleaders!

The album lists her deadname because it was published before her transition, but I have fixed that.

#NowPlaying #NowSpinning

It was its faded expression that called it for me.

@mattsbeans.bsky.social

MINOTAUR TOTALLY NOT DIRECTING DRIVERS TO CREATE A NEW MAZE MADE OUT OF CARS. RIDICULOUS NOTION. TRUST MINOTAUR.

The Big Sandwich is the revitalizer

Oomonkee...

When I'm depressed, my professional filter drops *hard*. I was helping a student remotely access a system and almost texted them, "Yeah, once I add your pubkey, you can SSH and shit"

Four bunnies play poker around a table, smoking big cigars. The one with the most chips pushes all theirs into the middle, to the astonishment of the other bunnies. At least one of them is cheating.

Daily bunny no.2989 is all in!

Thanks, Bully! I needed that one. 🫂