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🤣

no relation

reverse alt-text request where I can’t read but need to see what’s going on

* Former guy

This is the guy’s skeleton. The guy is long gone

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

He’s already on the Sixth committee dude

Woke 3 makes Woke 2 look like Woke 1

Leon from Blade Runner looking slightly off screen with unnaturally wide eyes

this is what I look like when I'm checking my email on another screen while I'm on a video call for work

It’s often been said that the best thing for the use of a man is the enjoying of a horse. Rodald Regan

I feel like several of you will appreciate this tribute to our beloved PSH.

BREAKING NEWS: A 23-year-old boy is driving away in a thin car. Watch live:

cum sock

(Nasally voice)* it's actually Malboro

*don't say that's my normal voice

you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois"
repost to receive his blessing

In Sudan, where children clung to life, doctors say USAID cuts have been fatal The Trump administration’s cuts to USAID had an immediate and deadly impact in war-ravaged Sudan, according to civilians, doctors and aid officials.

When U.S.-supported soup kitchens in Sudan were forced to close because of Trump’s
funding stoppages, babies starved quietly, their mothers said, while older siblings died begging for food. www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...

THIS NIGHTMARE
WILL BE
IN FULL COLOR

slick @dlicj Follow my neighbor just told me about a Nathan Fielder sighting he had that was just a regular southwest boeing 737 in the sky but he said he could see into the cockpit with binoculars and there was Nathan Fielder flying it

The Rehearsal

Trump doing the virgin walk

canonical virgin (vs Chad) walk

He did the thing

Until next Monday

The Sopranos is probably the Rosetta Stone of modern American reaction: it consists of people who bemoan the loss of an imagined past they mainly got from movies, claim victimization based on identity but hate when others do it, and view the people who build the society they prey on as suckers.

From 2018, and continuing to steward us into fascism every day since.

Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

[kissing every meatball before loading it onto sub]
subway employee: im pretty sure youre not supposed to do that
me: oh i dont work here

roses are red,
violets are great;
around the survivors
a perimeter create

My defenses are down! Shields up!

I’m referring to the pic you took of the Toilet earlier this week