Glenna 👻

I'm playing Ace Attorney for the very first time and what do you MEAN the first defendant is named Larry Butz?????

I want someone to do one of those horror trailer edits for Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? based solely around Penny's line "That ain't your Daddy, your Daddy was hit by a train."

You could keep the song "O Death" and everything. It edits itself

A screenshot from a mobile game that reads "Yatzy. Take turns rolling the dice and try to score as many points as possible based on the combinations on the sheet."

Low key losing it at the dice game title on my offline mobile games app

Birfday

Hungee

I don't know what I did to end up on the traditionally crafted Irish flute section of the ad algorithm, but I'm happy to be here I guess?

A politcal cartoon depicting Pierre Poilievre in a little blue wagon hitched to the back of a large semi truck covered in stickers that includes the Confederate flag, the Nazi flag, a Trump 2024 sign, a "F*ck Trudeau" sticker, and a bumper sticker that reads "Extremisim." He has his hands in the air delightedly, with a speech bubble that says "Hee Heee!"

This cartoon from the Save the CBC page brings me so much joy. Something about that little giggle feels so pointed and accurate.

In a weird roundabout way, extortionate pricing from delivery apps has actually saved me money. Because the cost is ridiculous enough to override the "little treat" centre in my brain and activate the "don't give them my money or the satisfaction" protocol.

More money, fewer snacks :(

A screenshot from a weather app on a phone. Text reads "3 degrees. Wintry mix likely to continue."

Edmonton weather dropping the worst playlist :/

The whole soundtrack slaps, honestly

YESSSSS

I wouldn't be as furious about this if they weren't trying to sell glasses. Like, you're telling me to trust you with a medical accommodation for my eyesight and you DON'T KNOW WHICH PART OF THE ACCOMMODATION NEEDS THE PRESCRIPTION??? That's fucking bonkers to me

I keep seeing an ad for glasses that legit infuriates me. There's a woman giving a "review" of the glasses saying "I love them so much. I'm gonna get them prescribed today."

YOU DO NOT NEED A PRESCRIPTION FOR THE FRAMES. YOU ALSO CANNOT CHOOSE WHAT YOUR PRESCRIPTION IS FOR LENSES. YOUR EYES DO.

I need every person over the age of 25 to shut up about current teenage slang.

Surely you haven't forgotten teh interwebs where we saw epic fails and said shit like roflcopter. You're mad about rizz as if you didn't constantly glomp your internet mutuals.

Leave the kids alone, man.

Sometimes when we can't when, the best option is for alt-right dickheads to lose

An image of Marlon Brando in the Godfather, with added text that reads "You come to me on this, the day of International women"

This entered my brain and will not leave. Happy IWD everyone!

must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce

...does the T and W on zoom knobs stand for "tight" and "wide"????

I was watching an old VOD of mine where I played Turnip Boy Robs a Bank (while actively being ravenous) and one of the characters (a ravioli) mentioned a grudge against a pierogi.

And it reminded me that I had pierogis in the freezer! Who says video games aren't good for anything?

If you want an earnest answer, it probably has something to do with wireless interference (which can't be adjusted on the fly very easily)

The Roottrees Are Dead is a very fun deduction game but I can't get over how much the in-universe songs SLAP. I legit want to listen to Rollin on Down to the City all the time.

(Also 5Peez is a thinly-veiled parody of another famous white rapper and I'm so here for it)

I have been known to crave spaghetti late at night (and post about it). For the first time I have access to spaghetti and I'm snacky AND DON'T WANT THE SPAGHETTI 😭

This is just like that Twilight Zone episode where the guy breaks his glasses

A rendered image of a monochromatic pink segmented worm with a head that looks very similar to Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson.

Saw what I thought was a pretty normal Etsy ad for some handmade jewelry, but spotted THIS in the lower left corner. I have Questions.

Why do wooden disposable forks have the dullest, nubbiest tines imagineable?

a woman is talking to another woman in a hallway while holding her hands together and says `` growth '' . Alt: a woman is talking to another woman and says `` growth '', making an opening gesture with one hand.

I must be in a good headspace because I thoughtfully and mindfully decided against dyeing my hair for a show.

(I am very warm in only my face)

I've had this body for over 30 years, you'd think it would have figured out how to regulate temperature by now 😑

Obviously lugging a noisy electric typewriter to the coffee shop isn't an option, but a girl can dream.

I had access to a typewriter growing up and thought it was the coolest thing ever. In high school I used it to write stories because I liked typing but knew the internet would distract me.
Now that every major word processor is trotting out an AI bot that nobody asked for, I might just go back to it

I can't explain why, but "girlie" has become a gender neutral term for me. Like that's just what you call someone who likes a thing.