Malls closing is just big zombie getting rid of the best loot spots.

I remember being a kid and asking my mom, ok so heaven would be cool and all but after a million years? a billion years? a billion billion years and you still havent even started? Thats scary. and had my first existential crisis

I think those are the shoes I had to wear at a wedding when I was like 8

YOMP

Keeps trying to take the path with human form and NO you're cute af just stay dragon.

I just replaced my 11 year old tires like 3 days ago when one blew out while I was driving. xD

9 year old tires dizzzzz

Gas lines gas lines gas lines odd day even day gas lines gas lines.

I can't tell if I'm horribly depressed or just missing an hour of sleep.

Garbage bags full of gas

Working on Sunday on daylights savings day is a special kind of hell. We literally only do this because of peer pressure from dead people.

"That time I reincarnated as an orange cat so I could show everyone my butthole"

Love 2 fingers 1 thumb! aaaaa!

I've been trying to put my finger on it for a while and... this is exactly it!

sheepposting

I wanna smack someone as hard as I can with a traffic cone.

alkaline lynx

You can bweh if you want to. You can leave your friends bahhind.

Lords of Dipshit Mountain

I figured out the resonance frequency in which if I jiggled my leg long enough it would rattle the pictures off of the walls because of this.

She probably has a tf lab going somewhere. Just saying!

One of my first "I feel weird about this robot lady"

That show affected me! D:

I could totally get into it! Slower the better. >:3

Not sick anymore. Just feeling real BLUUUUGHHHHH.

Hand drawn digital sketch in green hues by Sparks. It features a naked, young adult man growing a massive crocodile tail and slowly transforming further from his lower body upwards. His feet and hands already turning into claws. He is terrified as he looks around, seeing his lower half with the heavy tail.

Am I still in time for #TFTuesday?

Got random inspiration for this croc boi.
Some heavy tail action with a sprinkle of panic makes a great combo, I think.

Don‘t know how I will progress with this but I like it so far.

#TFEveryday #transfur #tfsky

Snake is easy to answer

Laying down on an olive press and getting the juices squished out of my back would fix me.

I dont know why werewolves are excited about a lunar eclipse. Sounds kinda anti-werewolf to me.

a post TF flop of werenimal becoming a naga. His dialog "Agh, my legs just feel so weak, can we take a brea-a A A AAAAA!" as he flops down on his upper torso fully changed into a hooded cobra style of snake naga. His goodie is intact but everything below the hips exploded off as a long snake tail takes its place.

Patron art for @werenimal.sheath.church - Well he better not be surprised, this has to be routine at this point...unless we are on multiversal TF logic with this character, I'll let werenimal clarify that. #furryart #transfur #tfsky