There is very little I like more than any of those
12.03.2026 02:15
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There is very little I like more than any of those
1) that full-body stretch once you’re in bed after a long day
2) a perfect steamy cup of coffee on a chilly morning
3) fresh bread with salted butter
What year is it? 1990? 2003?
It’s like setting fire to my anxiety. I don’t go in again until Saturday and it’s going to be rough. Even if it’s a messy fix but fixable it still puts me in the position of knowing I fucked up and my boss (friend of 20 years) of having to be Boss Lady.
Tonight was a massive shitshow and I managed to make a very stupid messy bush league mistake for someone with a lot of register experience. Don’t worry, I will absolutely let this gnaw on me like an anxiety scab I pick at until I go in next 👍👍
Yes, my dad was ice fishing in 60°F weather.
This was the third time he went to the same spot to pee.
He decided to swim to shore rather than try to get back on the ice.
He did go back to finish the day of fishing.
He did not catch any fish, but some of the other guys gave him some of theirs.
Never a dull moment
"that would have been quite the way to go, with your dick in your hand"
"well, let me tell you, there wasn't much left once I hit that water"
(dad fell through the ice while peeing, he's fine. well, he's normal baseline for him.)
Yeah I agree with Shelley. Same for my other guy friends. It matters, it shows.
Turns out he was a little confused. It’s subsidized housing, but they got him home.
So we got a disabled houseless man in his 70s here asking me to call the PD non-emergency line for help getting to a shelter. Said they’d send someone. 90 min later my friend just got him a ride and went with them so everyone was safe. Cop showed up eventually, I explained. Community > police.
Holy shit. Sounds like a guy that I know of here that isn’t allowed to have his daughter’s cell number but gets careful visitation and drunkenly ran in here at work to shout about how pretty my boss is. He’s got rancid vibes.
Yes there very much is. I’m pro-divorce as an option because it’s the best thing my parents ever did for me. But some guys are Very Divorced and there’s not a lot of thinking as to why.
Stains and all
Small children, forever mastering the art of coughing like they’re yelling the alphabet into a microphone.
This is @samesadecho.bsky.social level, and you two can decide how exactly I mean that
Sounds like we might have some…..
DIRE STRAITS
Hi 👋
Linda
How can I not I mean LOOK
Happy birthday! May no one even park near you.
Be whatever you need to be. I’m so sorry for your loss 💜
It’s been over a decade since I worked at that gas station and I still remember the urge to throw coffee pots in the back room lol
I’ve got the brain of my mom, the soul of a granny that likes cozy mysteries and thinks everyone needs more food, and the internal anger of a minimum wage retail worker that just found more shit fingerpainted on the bathroom wall & an eye twitch from being screamed at ten minutes into their shift
I love this for you
Nothing is yours. It is to use. It is to share. If you will not share it, you cannot use it.
Two Cathedrals 😭
I just noticed that it says proteini and I am now so mad that I had to read that with my own two eyes
Cher being whelmed by my singing
Cher was unimpressed by my rendition of My Cherie Amour by Stevie Wonder
