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Native San Franciscan. SF Giants, SJ Sharks. Former KUSF DJ and might have worked at film studios. Filmscouts.com. Professional ponzu schemer. Zilchinnaire.

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War crimes. All of it.

06.03.2026 15:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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100% on my healthy diet

05.03.2026 19:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I remember that doomsday family from Trading Spouses (or something) that bought a ton of furniture on rent-to-own for their bunker because they wouldn't have to pay it back because of end-of-the-world Mayan Calendar prophecy. I think the drunk in charge was inspired by that to start Armageddon war.

05.03.2026 16:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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He's ready!

04.03.2026 17:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Prophetic instruments of Godzilla.

04.03.2026 06:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The church I went to recommended those books to me. I don't think I got past the 2nd books. I read it as weird bad sci fi. Catholic school kids are a harder sell. We have had many priests and nuns made us pre-wary of people who purported to have all the answers.

03.03.2026 23:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know if you're on my Instagram, but I have the whole dinosaur desk clerk speech on video there. The raptor desk clerk even wears a bellman's cap.

03.03.2026 23:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really need to explore the regions along Nihonkai more. The closest I've been to Fukui is Kanazawa. Respect to the Dinosaur Museum.

03.03.2026 23:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is this the hotel in Nagasaki that is run by mechanical dinosaurs? I stayed there one night. Tons of ants but the raptor desk clerk was awesome

03.03.2026 22:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wasn't the rapture supposed to happen before this Holy War? Are all the "Left Behind" folks still on earth? Because I would be really pissed if this all took place before the San Jose Sharks won the Stanley Cup.

03.03.2026 22:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a beautiful man!

02.03.2026 19:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Didn't know Bud Cort passed away. Met him long ago at the Mabuhay Gardens. He was so kind and quite friendly. R.I.P.

02.03.2026 03:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YES! The more they play him, the better he gets!

01.03.2026 23:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MISA!!!!!!!!!!!!! #SJSharks

01.03.2026 23:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I discovered that Alexa will use your own voice if you start each announcement by saying "motherfucker".

27.02.2026 22:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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27.02.2026 18:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So I just Alexa to announce "putangninamo", and she just announced "put on a minimum". ๐Ÿคฃ

27.02.2026 16:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you don't use English in your announcements, she just interprets whatever English word is closest to what you're saying.

27.02.2026 16:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you asked Alexa to make an announcement, Alexa would ask, "what is your announcement?" You would tell her the announcement (or message), which would simply be played back in your own voice as it was just a recording of what you said. Now, she repeats what you say.

27.02.2026 16:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So Alexa now makes announcements in her own voice, which is really disturbing in this current climate. So I began making announcements in Japanese. "Omai ha choi baka" became "OH MY GOD, IT'S CHEWBACCA". "Naze" became "Nancy". Haha.

27.02.2026 14:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah. I'm with you on this. One of the first things I did when I began working at WB was go through their theater area where they had stuff on Casablanca. They really were great employers that provided a free gym (built by Eastwood) and premium bennies. Like a lost era now.

27.02.2026 04:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

R.I.P. Warner Bros. My first studio. Great employers. The home of Casablanca doesn't deserve to become a horrible propaganda machine.

27.02.2026 03:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Relief pitching starting out early #SFGiants

25.02.2026 21:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's almost small potatoes compared to the AI videos and tweets the WH has been posting that clearly disparage Team Canada. I can't imagine how Team Canada players feel, knowing they are the main chars to this ridicule.

24.02.2026 00:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LThat was funny as hell!

22.02.2026 20:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's going on with this #SFGIants spring training game?

22.02.2026 20:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes! He should be so proud of what he's accomplished! And I can't wait for #SJSharks season to start again. I think goofing off with his buddies will do him well.

22.02.2026 16:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jeez...I missed the whole OT only to return to see sad Celebrini. You done great and made us all proud, kid. Come back to San Jose โค๏ธ

22.02.2026 15:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't really like this particular broadcast duo. I think they are the ones who said that Tom Wilson wasn't a dirty player.

22.02.2026 13:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice! Early riser here too! Sweet dreams.

22.02.2026 07:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0