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Jokes on you, pal. Observational pets lower blood pressure. USEFUL.
Built a frog pond in my garden. Frogs have given their seal of approval.
But this lovely lady thinks I need to get more plants in the ground around it.
#everyonesacritic
Is it difficult to move to Wales? At this point “has a cool flag” seems like a good enough reason…
How’s everyone else doing? I’m not great.
Got married here. Wanna go back.
One of my dearest friends is headed there in a few days and I am so excited for her to explore this gorgeous place. #sanjuanislandWA
And Wilson, and Nichol…
Carried in our hearts as we carry on.
#usmc #memorialday
Facts
Are you real high?
Well this looks freaking delightful!
We Won’t Comply - Kick Out the Clowns: End The Greatest Shit Show on Earth
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I wish my chickens would poop more in the yard and less on the porch. There’s SO MUCH YARD. Why is the poop on the porch, ladies? WHY?
How is Joan the OPENER? Lol
One of the nicest feelings in the world is doing something kind for someone. Try it sometime. You might like it!
*deep breath*
WHAT TF IS GOING ON!!!?!????!!!??
I never meant to gatekeep this info. Honestly I thought everyone already knew.
Use Peeps in your s’mores.
The uh… sugar coating sand caramelizes when you roast them over the fire.
Like little marshmallowy creme brûlées.
Or just, like, roast and eat them on their own.
10/10 fun and crunchy.
I’m not sure Bowie counts. He wasn’t exactly pretending to be anything other than fae… 😅
Oh snap! Yes! Obviously
Doja Cat too
List of #fae gods masquerading as celebrities:
Kendrick Lamar, Lady GaGa, Childish Gambino, Jack Black, and Kate McKinnon obviously.
Hozier and Florence, probably?
Who else?
Stepped outside my back door this morning and took a deep breath. The birds are singing and the temp is just right. Almost made me feel high. Seemed like a good time to scream “WHAT’S GOING ON?!?!??!?” at the top of my lungs.
Dawwwwww! The skinks are too fast for me so I don’t have any pics, but if you look up “common five lined skink” you’ll see some real beauties!
Y’all, I’m building quite the following over on my local political party page. I’m basically a social media guru now. Take notes kids, I’m leading the charge out here in the woods!
My favorite is “Dicot. Most definitely a dicot. For sure and certain.”
Like… thanks pal.
Ok, so I moved to a forest two years ago and we have these AMAZING little stripey skinks with the PRETTIEST cobalt blue tails, and the first time I saw one I traumatized the poor thing with the squealiest squeal I ever did squeal. I still get Very Excited About Local Reptiles and Amphibians.
Spent every penny we had on the amount we brought. 🥴
It was so.many.people.
Just saw a #cybertruck wrapped in #sadbeige. Because this man looked at that goofy thing and really said how can I make it uglier???
He did it.
Another day another forced prayer at my kids’ school events.
Ridiculous.
Good morning Bluesky! I hope your plants are growing, your coffee/tea is the perfect temperature, and something makes you belly laugh today!
Not gonna lie, I really enjoy calling “christians” out publicly when they directly contradict their own holy book, but doing it sorta subtly?
“We shouldn’t be bullying people. We should be treating people the way we would like to be treated. Heard that somewhere once and it really stuck with me”
