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@eagertoy

A bag of weird creatures and one eldritch machine god. "Old nut" otherkin (we're 40+). Expect tons of horny sharing. Open to RP if you ask first or you're a friend. Adult space. She/Her, Shi/Hir, or They/them. If you feel we're friends It/it's is nice.

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we found the mention of kf rather ironic since it's a popular hangout for people like them

12.03.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

abstract children are rhetorically useful in ways that actual children aren't because an abstract concept can mean more or less anything in the mind of the listener; it's the same reason you have to be cautious about people railing about nebulous "elites"

11.03.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Open Graph protocol The Open Graph protocol enables any web page to become a rich object in a social graph.

it gets it from the og:image element in the page the URL points to using the Open Graph protocol. we've only just started looking this up ourself ogp.me

11.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh, them. we've seen their old art, they're overcompensating after they got harassed. it's been over a decade though and they've contributed a lot to the harassment of others even in cases with not only exaggerated claims but outright false ones

11.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've shared this GFM two times this week (here and on facebook) and it has gotten likes and shares but not a single dollar more has been given :(

I'm about to donate $25. Would anyone else contribute? If all you can give is a dollar then even just that would still be helpful πŸ™

11.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Six-piece drawing of Plinko topping Crumb in various ways. 

1. Plinko is on their back, holding Crumb on their dick β€” bulging Crumb's belly. Their dialogue is composed of smaller drawings; Plinko asking "βœ…οΈ" with Crumb responding with an x-ray view of cervical penetration. Plinko repeats their question. 
2. Plinko is still holding Crumb on his dick, now with his claws out. Crumb's belly is inflated with cum, some of it jetting out of their hole.
3. The two are relaxing. Plinko laying around Crumb while Crumb rubs their bloated stomach.
4. They are hugging.
5. Back to fucking, Plinko has Crumb against the ground in an attempted headlock (Crumb is too short and their head is disembodied making this task practically impossible). Plinko is slamming her hips into Crumb with audible "WHAP"s. 
6. Last panel is basically a back view of the previous. Plinko's dick now visibe and making an excessive amount of semen pour out of Crumb.

Six-piece drawing of Plinko topping Crumb in various ways. 1. Plinko is on their back, holding Crumb on their dick β€” bulging Crumb's belly. Their dialogue is composed of smaller drawings; Plinko asking "βœ…οΈ" with Crumb responding with an x-ray view of cervical penetration. Plinko repeats their question. 2. Plinko is still holding Crumb on his dick, now with his claws out. Crumb's belly is inflated with cum, some of it jetting out of their hole. 3. The two are relaxing. Plinko laying around Crumb while Crumb rubs their bloated stomach. 4. They are hugging. 5. Back to fucking, Plinko has Crumb against the ground in an attempted headlock (Crumb is too short and their head is disembodied making this task practically impossible). Plinko is slamming her hips into Crumb with audible "WHAP"s. 6. Last panel is basically a back view of the previous. Plinko's dick now visibe and making an excessive amount of semen pour out of Crumb.

Plinko Machine πŸ’ͺ

15.02.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 191 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Erik from animal crossing on his hands and knees, going down on Daisy. They are on a tree stump, hidden between two trees.

Erik from animal crossing on his hands and knees, going down on Daisy. They are on a tree stump, hidden between two trees.

Erik couldn’t help but feel like someone was watching them…

#furryart #acnh #nsfw

09.03.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 1094 πŸ” 219 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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restless

11.03.2026 06:36 πŸ‘ 3251 πŸ” 1042 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 2

I know calling reps is very nerve racking. You're not sure what's the right thing to say, and tbh having a script thrown at me makes things just as nerve racking.

I called today, and I figured I'd write up a transcript of how my call went down. Hopefully it helps demystify the process

09.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 4354 πŸ” 3215 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 33
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<I'm sorry you have to do all this. I'm sorry... we can't play together.>

<No one ever plays with you.>

#CherubArt

11.03.2026 09:24 πŸ‘ 2170 πŸ” 383 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 0
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Chibi Jare at work πŸ’–

11.03.2026 07:25 πŸ‘ 510 πŸ” 87 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 06:05 πŸ‘ 220 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the tech equivalent of having a "My name is _" paper with a hole cut into it and a terms and conditions document underneath that makes you sign away your rights

11.03.2026 07:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a strange creature

11.03.2026 06:45 πŸ‘ 600 πŸ” 122 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

we're optimizing and bug fixing an opensource program we use and there's some really head scratching overuse of string (text) formatting functions. like to the point that it's being called even when the function isn't actually being asked to do anything to the string... just there to waste cycles

11.03.2026 07:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 07:06 πŸ‘ 279 πŸ” 68 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
My sona with his digitigrade knees out. He says: β€œYou scared of my knees? My paws? My dirty nasty animalistic traits? You gonna cry about it after u cum?” with an evil grin.

My sona with his digitigrade knees out. He says: β€œYou scared of my knees? My paws? My dirty nasty animalistic traits? You gonna cry about it after u cum?” with an evil grin.

Discourse demon

11.03.2026 06:54 πŸ‘ 5339 πŸ” 1356 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 2

just a psa to everyone NEVER paste anything into the run window unless you absolutely fucking know what you're pasting in

you can use win + v (or paste into notepad) to check whatevers been put into your clipboard

10.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 298 πŸ” 242 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 4
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she flashes you a soft smile and then asks if you can get the one with the pretzel crust and cheese (also extra marinara sauce please)

#furryart #digitalart #artwork #furries #oc #dog #character #cute #toon

04.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 124 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Mario Day specifically to dynamite T4T couple Birdetta and Wart

Super Mario Collection (1993, Japan)

10.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 488 πŸ” 160 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2
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slit day is an holy japanese national holiday. the name derives from a pun of (three) + (to)
- wikipedia, the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit

11.03.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 551 πŸ” 86 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

meowth appreciates a hearty cushion to pushin' ratio

11.03.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 1386 πŸ” 217 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

Individual websites will not save us. Running from platform A to platform B will not work as payment processors and legislation will simply follow our trail

You have to speak out against censorship and surveillance legislation. Its the source of all of this.

Call your reps

11.03.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 2098 πŸ” 1212 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 8
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Little something to celebrate Slit Day :3

11.03.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 1287 πŸ” 256 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

RELEVANT AGAIN

11.03.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 956 πŸ” 476 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
xavier, the renegade angel

xavier, the renegade angel

rip to a real one i guess

11.03.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 210 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

The state of the internet is a bunch of people who are on record as having raped children telling you that artistic expression is immoral.

11.03.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 2443 πŸ” 975 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

if you take something erotic that openly signals its intended audience and expose it to a different audience with the intent to gawk at it in disgust, even if it was posted on a public platform to begin with, you're lowkey doing a sexual harassment & it's a grey area that should be noticed more imo

08.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 1224 πŸ” 312 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 1

looking like payment processors want us to give up on all of them and start going back to a cash and check economy

11.03.2026 06:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0