honey

i was hoping it wasn’t that obvious but yes hiiii they

I dont care what the government says. im going to do drugs

(jacob wysocki voice) YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY YOU CAN ENTER A SPACE YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY YOU WATCH 17 HOURS OF HOW IT’SMADE YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY

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(the they reading this)

i skeet for like 2 people

need someone to eat me out then watch/help me trade alien babies on the stock market

i’m so sorry i’m feral this week

is everyone asleep? ok so idk how many Skarsgårds there are like in my mind there’s an endless supply of them and i also don’t know which one is which it’s all a blur of Skarsgård

screenshot from a text thread, honey shared a screenshot of their previous skeet (text: i should text them image: honeys hand wearing tentacle toy attachments). the other person in the thread HAHA reacted to it and said “i’m going to fuck you w a tentacle tomorrow now lol”

this is called knowing how to get what u want. i’m putting this on my resume

picture of honey’s right hand with 3 tentacle toys stuck on their fingers

i should text them

If God is omniscient that means he knows about clown porn

i fear i’m addicted to trading alien babies in the stock market

Another day of tasks at the task factory. Fucked up

it’s soo gemini to be like Almost normal about something then u throw a little spice in at the end

theres never been a better time to get back into books fr

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

a flier for queer laundry club and clothing swap “find clothes you don’t want while folding? swap it! anything left will be donated. / saturday 02/28 10am-2pm dm for address / because being an adult is hard. byo laundry to fold (or just hang out!) soup & NA drinks provided. / straight friendly”

i’m bad at Posting on here but, local friends, the third queer laundry club is upon us this weekend

pisscough would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

Sometimes I get a little upset when I live in a collapsing dystopia for many years

I like coffee like i like my women: owned by a women's cooperative

so valid! finding someone you trust with the right style is important!

i have references

hehe tyyy 🥰 artist is @roachparade.bsky.social

someone take one for the team and add me to their roster 🥹

i need consistent good sex with the same person(s) bc the one-time hookups are so draining to set up and then usually disappointing

how are we (gays, home of sexuals, trans) finding people for casual sex/fwb situations in 2026

i feel like im just shouting into the void and hoping hole (& etc) will jump out at me atp 😩

honeys hands with colorful cat and dog tattoos fully covering them with cute colorful traditional style tattoos on all their fingers

dog hand with a giant bug on their middle finger

cat hand with a sword going through their middle finger

side of hands with flowers and stems

i got the sickest hand tattoos this weekend please insert ooos and aaaas here

Georgia Fort, an independent journalist and vice president of the Minnesota NABJ chapter, was also arrested by federal agents this morning

I was sent this video of agents at her door:

someone on my team at work told me he used to have a real life heated rivalry situation with one of the carolina h*rricanes players and i can’t stop thinking about it

Devil Over the Shoulder