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Donald J. Trump Y @realDonald Trump The United States of America has beaten and completely decimated Iran, both Militarily, Economically, and in every other way, but the Countries of the World that receive Oil through the Hormuz Strait must take care of that passage, and we will help — A LOT! The U.S. will also coordinate with those Countries so that everything goes quickly, smoothly, and well. This should have always been a team effort, and now it will be — It will bring the World together toward Harmony, Security, and Everlasting Peace! President DONALD J. TRUMP

NOW Trump decides the US needs allies other than Israel:

“This should have always been a team effort”

Too bad he burned so many bridges.

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

In every camp/retreat/group trip situation, it is ALWAYS the boys who are late. And women are high maintenance?

Mike Mignola, “Her Spirit Guide”, ink wash and watercolour, 2026

Apparently there’s a tv series staring Wagner Moura and Brian Tyree Henry and the reason you don’t know about it is cause it’s on Apple TV+

Can you fuck as good as your mother?

films with the same energy 💞

staying offline today, but all I'll say is:

Gaza was the test. Gaza was the precedent. Everyone that failed to speak out or condemn it is now seeing the cost of their silence.

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

Come on, Cookie, I'll go show you my chickens.

Oh, you have chickens?

I love little chickies.

a green paper towel dispenser with the label “not a trash”

…not yet a woman

Summers To Resign From Teaching Appointments, Relinquish University Professorship Over Epstein Ties | News | The Harvard Crimson Former Harvard President Larry Summers will resign from his academic and faculty appointments at Harvard at the end of the academic year, relinquishing his University Professorship — Harvard’s highest...

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"Former Harvard President Larry Summers will resign from his academic and faculty appointments at Harvard at the end of the academic year, relinquishing his University Professorship — Harvard’s highest faculty distinction — and remaining on leave until that time"

Cosmopolitan asks Zara Larsson to name which artist she’ll never put on her music playlists:

“There’s so many artists I have blocked on Spotify, and all of them are like abusers. You certainly wouldn’t find a Chris Brown song. Bye!”

I fixed it

The first teaser for Jane Schoenbrun’s Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma is here 👀

Starring Hannah Einbinder and Gillian Anderson. In theaters August 7.

Hat embroidered with “hello, i am fleeing the American century of humillation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?”

Spongebob meme staring window being men hockey team having dinner with a pedophile and women's team partying with flavor flav in Vegas

Fire is beautiful, licking and scorching everything it touches.

Someone left my cake out in the rain

Children would only get in the way of our erotic lifestyle.

We are creatures of the spring, you and I. as said by Lisle Von Rhuman (Isabella Rossellini) in Death Becomes Her

i’m too ethereal and magical for this cold rainy nonsense

They should invent an empathy for men

Wear your seatbelt!

It's a law!

It’s the first day of Ramadan and an excellent day to help someone in Gaza ❤️

“Just got my ashes” as if she went to the Ash store the fuck