Andrew Hirsh

He is so fucking bad at this.

Guarantee Republicans spend a lot of time laughing at how pathetic Schumer and Jeffries are. They know they're incredibly lucky the opposition is led by weak, flaccid, ineffectual men.

I’m beating a dead horse here because I’m fairly certain I have said it before but on behalf of all Jewish-Americans I disavow this bigot. He does not reflect our views.

I’m not talking politics and ideology. I’m talking basic human decency.

90s Captain Ahab: Thar she blows. Thar she blows again.

a man with a beard is singing into a microphone with his hair blowing in the wind . ALT: a man with a beard is singing into a microphone with his hair blowing in the wind .

Working with an assistant today who was in middle school during the pandemic

When will they target a QB who doesn’t have a broken body and/or brain

Ask me about how you can get audiobooks from a company that actually cares about readers and social good 🙃

I cannot handle Bryce Elder on top of everything else right now. I just can't.

War with Iran: 👎

Cleansing America of immigrants, Muslims, and Jews: 👍

the official position of the ADL is that the man on the left is an antisemite and the man on the right is not.

I made the switch last week and it’s so much better than ChatGPT too

Fuckin hell, used to live ~20 mins away from this club. Would walk by it all the time

So much online conservatism these days is just "I miss being a kid"

Your sensationalist headlines are so disrespectful to your audience

things are going great

a white cat is sitting in front of a red box that says ' aerosol ' on it ALT: a white cat is sitting in front of a red box that says ' aerosol ' on it

@tinkelenberg.com

idk that seems pretty cheap for a butt lift

next stop: the ring of honor

A brain-eating bacteria would starve in there

Today’s assistant: great energy; too easily distracted by own butthole