David Del Vecchio

“I love the poorly educated!”

What? Trump’s friend Vlad Putin is sharing military intelligence with Tehran to target US forces?

It’s getting so you can no longer trust any despotic, authoritarian, megalomaniacal, autocratic presidents-for-life of communist countries anymore!

Did Iran somehow get their hands on a copy of the full unredacted Epstein files?

Kristi Noem has no clue what is going on in her own department. Or she’s lying. Take your pick. Either way, she should be out of there.

Just because you look like a tater and act like a dick doesn’t mean you get to be a dictator.

Gummatous Syphilis: Characterized by gummas—soft, non-cancerous tumors that destroy skin, bone, or internal organs.

I can’t wait to see how he’ll distract from this distraction.

It’s the UN. They have translators. Couldn’t she just speak in a language she was fluent in instead of struggling in English?

I’ve been doing Duolingo and Babbel for a few years now, so I know a little Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, French, German, Swedish, Danish, and Norwegian. Can I preside over the UN Security Council? Or do I have to learn Slovenian and sleep with Trump first?

I bet half the country forgot all about Ukraine, Gaza, a thing called groceries, and Epstein island. MAGA can’t walk and chew gum at the same time.

I just awoke from a bad dream after taking some brown acid at a Dead concert in 1977. I hallucinated that a grifting pedophile was elected President and convinced 1/2 the country that he could fix the economy & stop all wars but actually started World War III.

Whew! I’m glad that bad trip is over!

Gas prices are up! But don’t worry. The stock market is down to compensate.

See how brilliant Dear Leader is?

I’m still focused on releasing the Epstein files. Trump just added multiple layers of bullshit that are also legally dubious. We’ll get to it all eventually.