✨ Molly ✨

Get you a girl who looks at you the way I look at the waitress describing the raw oysters of the day

I posted in one of those “groups where we ask each other ridiculously personal questions” and the boomers are pressed 😂

Love of my life “The Weeknd” aka Daddy Abel dropped his new album tonight and as a day 1 insane fan I am losing my absolute mind and I think I am seeing god and oh my fucking god it’s SO SO GOOD

I’m really proud of the tattoo I made today :3

So on the 31st both Hello Kitty Island Adventure comes out for the switch and The Weeknd drops his new album. So I am dubbing the 31st “Molly day”. If anyone tries to talk to me on that day I’m not here.

Would it deter you from a tattoo artist if you found their business card under your windshield wiper?

Things are rough for obvious reasons (half my clients are affected by the fire) right now and I’m trying to get creative with marketing.

*through intense sobs* the horrors persist but *sob sob sob* SO DO I 😭😭😭😭

I thought it might be nice to do 🍄 at home today to ring in the new year so I went rooting around and found a capsule but I don’t remember if it’s 🍄 or a capsule of my namesake a friend gave me a couple of years ago (and I don’t do that anymore).

This is a dangerous game.

Infinity Nikki is my favorite photography simulator

Watching “Peanut Butter Falcon” with her right now. Within 5 minutes: “how did his brother die?”

“Mom I don’t know we are watching the same movie.”

Did Christmas the Montana way (shooting at firewood with a .357)

Oh, yes, real.

Lmao same with mine

The US government should employ my mother for torture. Just make people watch a movie with her. The constant questioning, “I know better than the characters” commentary, and the complete inability to suspend belief is enough to drive anyone insane.

When I first started going through puberty in 2001, my mom and her other mom friends with daughters my age all threw us a “coming of age” party. She asked my family and loved ones to write me letters to cherish. This is what my father wrote me 😂😂😂 My mom just gave it to me as a “gift”.

I’m body-ing today

Yall talked a lot of shit on Joker 2 but I’m fucking loving it.

I don’t think a lot of people know this about me, but I have a living library of every English pokemon card set created. It’s all in chronological order based on release date and I use energy cards as placeholders for the cards I don’t have.

Infinity Nikki has me in a relentless chokehold

Molly on edibles loves to order Molly not on edibles insane stickers for her car she then forgets about until they arrive. I laughed hysterically upon opening this one today. Thank you edibles alter ego.

Indeed we were! Hi again!

Between “the Adjuster” and the videos of Georgia protestors I’m having some F E E L I N G S lately (and they all make me want to write some very specific smut)

✨no war but class war✨

Important info. This creature, called a Floof, exists in Infinity Nikki and YOU HAVE TO GROOM IT FOR RESOURCES.
I cried because of course I did.

What a gift that the CEO assassin is also insanely hot 🥵🥵

I saw a fellow autistic baddie on TT say “I perform over the top femininity with my looks because it gives me a buffer socially” and I can’t stop thinking about it. EVERYTHING MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE.

Dating apps are the gift that keeps on giving

My PTSD hyper vigilance + autistic pattern recognition + a fixation on history & psychology + doing a shit ton of shadow work because I made therapy a special interest = I AM BASICALLY AN ORACLE

I WILL BUILD A BLANKET FORT

If you don’t get your ass down to Pasadena to go to the gay karaoke bar with @albrynn.bsky.social and I soon…