Sheo (Blorbo Brainworm Edition)

Unbaked focaccia, there is some cheese, onions and spices sprinkled over the top.

The same focaccia, but after baking.

Anyway, Focaccia Time.

Like my mom has gotten a lot more bearable since I moved out and she went to get therapy and we're even on somewhat good terms now. But it's stuff like this that always reminds me that my entire immediate family is, in fact, a toxic mess that I need to keep a healthy distance from.

Me: I wonder where I got my self destructive mindset regarding work and how it ties to my worth as a person from...

My Mother: Oh I'm glad to hear you're working overtime so much! It's honestly so much better for you to spend extra time at work than to sit at home and play videogames!

Me: Ah.

CK: I analyzed everyones performance during past missions and based on the data I built a training course designed to encourage teamwork and optimize combat efficiency. Also it's fun!

The Course: A series of saw traps but with colorful motivational posters in the background

GM for our Wrath and Glory game is busy/doesn't have time to prepare a session for a while so. What if I stepped in to run a oneshot or two where CK designs and runs a "combat training simulation" (he builds the torment nexus) for his teammates lol

I now have carpal in my right and cubital in both arms, both from work and from whatever the fuck my body decides to do at night that makes me wake up with both arms fully numb from the elbow down.
I need someone to come and tie my arms to the bedposts (for medical purpose)

Thanks doc, I KNOW that I shouldn't be sleeping with my arms/wrist bent to keep my carpal/cubital tunnel syndrome from getting worse. I DO go to sleep in T-Pose but my body is somehow programmed to roll into a ball like a dead spider the moment the brain turns off.

You joke, but we actually have and regularly use those big ass veterinary gloves at my workplace. And yes, it does look especially suspicious if you're wearing them to mix chocolate batter.

Because big spoon is actually kinda shitty because the surface area of big spoon that touches the wall/floor of the bowl is tiny, and in many cases you need to have big surface area on there (like hand) to thoroughly mix the components that naturally wanna stick to the walls/sink to the bottom.

But also I have to assume there is a huge difference between individual bakeries, whether it's a small place or a huge company, and in what part of germany you are. Frommy experience, this is more common in smaller bakeries and in more rural areas. (5/6)

and there is again -some- truth to it. But you can, in fact, do all of that while wearing a glove too.
So I ASSUME the real reason in most cases has to do with an "It's how we've always done it and it has been alright so far!" kinda mindset. (5/6)

But also: There is this commonly held belief that you have to touch and feel the dough/batter/cream/whatever the heck you're doing with your bare hands, to feel the texture and temperature and consistency because how else are you gonna know you're doing it right?? (4/6)

don't have a union because we are snobby little bitches. But I digress) is: "It's going in the oven anyway! The germs will all be killed!" which is sort of true, tho they have yet to invent an oven that also removes all the arm hair, skin cells, and whatever other stuff you got on your arm. (3/6)

Anyway the common thing I hear from people who do this (Mostly bakers)(Pastry chefs tend to HATE being called bakers because bakers on average have 2 brain cells, Bakers think pastry chefs are snobby little bitches. Also Bakers have a union and get paid better because of that. Pastry chefs (2/6)

German pastry chef here (and also enjoyer of SWR Handwerkskunst)
Let me preface this with: If I did what these guys are doing at my workplace, I'd be fired within minutes for breaking every hygiene protocol we have. And sorry for the thread, I got a little too into it lol (1/6)

If you have any funny/stupid memes that could be fun to redraw with an OC (Specifically with my Engineseer son CK) feel free to drop them below. I have a few on my list but I'm always looking for more.

Should've torn into his trachea instead of playing pipe cutter on that wrist 😔

I have been bewitched with the infamous "hating to be around kids, yet children are drawn to me because I still treat them with more respect and kindness than the average 'But think of the children!!'- brained adult."-curse.

Me: I hate children

What I mean: I actively avoid being around any and all children but will still be nice and respectful when I HAVE TO be around them.

What people (want to) hear: I want every kid on the planet to suffer as much as possible and will murder any that cross my path.

Redraw of a frame of the intro from The Simpsons, where Bart writes on the chalkboard, but with my character CK. He is writing "I willnot bite the archmagos" over and over.

They have put my son in detention!!

Also love how she just very casually drops that Styx is a creature of the Amber (like all goblins are) but also she DOES still consider him "One of us" (an orc) which ist VERY interesting because technically our current Styx never was an Orc.

Went back and loaded an earlier save just to grab some shots from this cutscene.
Wren my beloved. Just look at her. She is perfect...

I forgot to take screenshots but omg Styx blades of greed FINALLY gave us an orc lady that's not a walking testament of someones fetish for big muscular women with huge tits!!!
Plus she is like. The first person we've met in all the games that's just. Genuinely nice to styx? From the start??

But then again I stand by my opinon that they haven't done a -good- set of starters since gen 3. Gen 7 was alright kind of but all the others? "Meh" at best. Can't even remember half of them.

New starters look like the initial concepts slapped actually but someone higher up kept going "No make them more cute! More marketable! Less detail, we have to keep merch production cost down!!" and iteration by iteration the life was sucked out of them.

Darkfallen

Sometimes you just gotta draw the skimpily dressed RP ladies. It's an urge I can't fight. But would I even want to? Probably not.
This one is called Vhaedra Emberstrike!
#art #fantasy #worldofwarcraft #sindorei #darkfallen

"CK Play your Trupet, let the people go berserk!"
*bass trumpet blaring at a volume that makes the Emperor's golden throne on Terra, at the other end of the galaxis, vibrate like it's Slaanesh's favorite dildo*

What if CKs Rite of Fear ability was just Timmy Trumpet X Savage- Freaks played the the maximum volume that imperial tech produce

I can't believe it's been almost two months but!! Tomorrow I get to play CK again! Yippee!!!

What can I say, they are my favorite chewing toys.