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"Sweet Man" Cam

@malaiseforever

i'm going to scream so loud when i die

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my kangols are dry clean only. how many times do i have to say it! very easy to see on the label, unless you're my wife apparently.

12.03.2026 22:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't want to scare anyone but over the past 36 hours I have become incredibly large

12.03.2026 19:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh! oh!

12.03.2026 13:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

she harsh on my goenka until you know what forget it

12.03.2026 12:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holyoke, AM, MA, what's the difference

11.03.2026 21:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Etsy packaging slips: thank you from the bottom of our heart for your purchase. We are a small family run dildo foundry out of Holyoke, AM and we take immense pride in our work. Every sale means the world to us. Here is a free coaster my partner Glyn knitted for you

11.03.2026 21:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the robocop 3 cast is stacked. cch pounder? rip torn and his bizarro world counterpart stephen root? bradley whitford?? jill hennessy???? daniel von bargen??? god damn. shame about the very casual racism towards the japanese though

11.03.2026 19:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
the robot man from robo cop who is not robo cop

the robot man from robo cop who is not robo cop

logging off

11.03.2026 18:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

which one am i

11.03.2026 13:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

anyway i'll be releasing my emergency gas reserves, that's a tooting joke, i'm the beans man, happy wednesday, tell 'em sweet man cam sent ya, god is dead and we are his pallbearers, this is my final post

11.03.2026 12:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

it appears that he has also fallen prey to some verifiably bad basement water management practices, eg. there is a "waterproof" sealant on the walls and now the concrete is disintegrating in places. anyone who has seen even one episode of this old house would be shaking their head in disgust!!!

11.03.2026 12:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

snow has melted and there is water in the basement. it's the landlord's problem, but he does not seem very motivated to address it. the cosmic ballet goes on

11.03.2026 12:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

honestly good. also what

10.03.2026 22:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i hope not

10.03.2026 22:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

even if the ride is free you'll never catch my ass in space. i was born on earth and i'm going to die on the earth and i'll be god damned if my organs experience weightlessness for too long. i don't even like flying. this is a legal document

10.03.2026 22:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

roger that. diving back in

10.03.2026 21:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am cube

10.03.2026 21:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[waking up from 5 year coma] ted lasso more like ted so-so. i don't get it! anyway, what else is new

10.03.2026 21:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

when i was young i always thought there would be more cubes in the future. but there aren't. there are rectangles, sure, but few cubes. too few. too few cubes.

10.03.2026 21:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

eg to hi gass to heigh

10.03.2026 20:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you could have at least said hello to me

10.03.2026 20:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nothing sir. enjoy your walk around police station

09.03.2026 21:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no!!

09.03.2026 21:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you and your device! it's all you talk about anymore.

09.03.2026 21:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no

09.03.2026 21:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

tim is streaking again

09.03.2026 21:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
robocop watching his wife get into another man's car

robocop watching his wife get into another man's car

one thing that should never be allowed is for robocop to walk around police headquarters with his helmet off. no offense murphy but that is no place for a jump scare. imagine turning a corner and he's just standing there like this. obscene

09.03.2026 21:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The time for malingering is now imo. Let us malinger

09.03.2026 21:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i opened the windows like fucking scrooge on christmas morning

09.03.2026 17:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a screen that says mexico on it ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a screen that says mexico on it

alright i'm done. fuck this. sorry for the rant, lol. jesus.

09.03.2026 17:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0