Social media in general lol
06.01.2025 21:45
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Social media in general lol
It’s just so much wooooork.
Gen-Z Detector 2000
Stay hydrated!
Personally, I prefer Celsius over coffee. Hmu.
No one appreciates regular guys like me.
That’s it!!! Does that still exist? Haven’t been to LA in 15 years.
Nope.
I keep pooping. It’s not a bad poop, but like… I have things to do. Thank goodness for my bidet.
She was, like, a virgin.
They’re nice arms, but let’s not get carried away now lol
Those look like two totally different people! I’d fuck both.
Ok, very hot, etc. Question. Did you set up your phone on a 10 second timer then like… hop over all that shit and pick up the box? Cuz that’s dedication.
You’re such a goober ☺️
3. Get a spotter. Esp with barbell bench. It’s difficult (and unsafe) to push yourself on bar without someone there to help you do it. Don’t be scared. Ask a buff bro. A good spot won’t lift your bar until you stagnate for long enough and/or the bar begins to drop.
2. Use your chest. Actually use it. Mind-muscle connection is real. Can you bounce your pecs? If not, then you are lacking the connection and you’re not using your chest enough. Try flexing only your pecs until you can start individually controlling them. Sounds silly, but it’ll help your lifts.
Oh hey there, someone said “chest” three times and I magically appeared. It took me forever to get to 2 plates. Here’s what helped the most:
1. Protein. You cannot build muscle and get stronger without adequate protein. Make sure you’re getting enough through food and supplementation (shakes)
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Oh my mom’s on here? That’s fun.
Hello, yes, police? I would like to report a hate crime.
Don’t let these people yuck your yum! I think it looks……….. like…….. food?
Portable battery.
He did offer me some popcorn which was very nice. He was also shaking his legs furiously and scrolling through Instagram through half the movie, which was… not nice.
The 50s go where it says 10 right? Fuck it, this is too hard. I’ll just leave them by the bench.
Excuse me, you stole my story. Except it wasn’t Mother Lode. What was that Mexican place across the street from The Abbey that had those cheap margaritas? We’d pregame there before going to the more classy gay bar lol.
Ok. So. The guy sitting next to me was definitely on drugs. 20 minutes into the movie he leans to me and says “hey… is this Gladiator?”
Yes. Yes it is. Just like… the longest 3 hours. I’m so exhausted. This is why I never go to the movies anymore.
Ugh. The gays just got out of Wicked and they’re talking about it. Spoiler alerts boyyyyysss. Some of us aren’t privileged enough to see it opening weekend.
Well don’t tell me that now, I already bought the ticket!
Ok WELP I guess I’m going to see stupid Gladiator with stupid sexy Pedro and stupid sexy Paul. I didn’t wanna see gay Wicked anyway. WHATEVER.
Me trying to find last minute tickets to go see Wicked with all the cool gays…
