Ah, yes. If there’s one thing Americans want to hear, it’s that a war is “ramping up and only up.”
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Ah, yes. If there’s one thing Americans want to hear, it’s that a war is “ramping up and only up.”
Darth Vader noooo
The girl from The Ring when DVDs were invented
Homer speaking to Bart
There is no Mole-Man arcade game…so far
Phenomenal thread
Photo of Katherine Heigl on a green carpet entryway in a summery dress. Caption said “Katherine Heigl made her first red carpet appearance in two years at a dog res…See More” Given this much information, I have commented “Good for her!” in red text overlaid on the photo.
The same green-carpet photo of Heigl, only now the post text has been expanded past the earlier “See more” mark to reveal “at a dog rescue event hosted at Mar-a-Lago.” My red overlay text on this photo reads “Oh noooo”
This post was like the inverse of the “they had us in the first half” meme.
“Sheriff Country” feels a little too on the nose
Went into a coffee shop this morning that had a sign on the door they said NO CASH. I asked if they had any Hope or Jobs and got the Gen Z stare. Amazing work by me and I’ll be logging off for the day. Thanks & god bless
CITY PLANNER: what should we call the paved path next to the street
CRAB: i have an idea
Finally, someone let us out of our cage
I sometimes worry that too many people think being a good critic means being a self-righteous dick about every little thing and I think far too many miss the point that you can't critique anything if you don't know how to love something.
getting serious replies to my Travis Kelce jokes so here are the facts of the case:
has Kelce's play dropped off: yes
is Kelce good enough to keep playing in the NFL: also yes
should Kelce keep playing football after the world's wealthiest, most popular musician wrote a song about his penis: no
Texted my best friend that night (2nd date, mind you) “Yeah, I’m gonna marry her.” That was 16 1/2 years ago. The wedding was two years later. Our kids are 12 and 10, and we’re more of a team and more in love than ever.
Our 2nd date, she told me she’d been a gestational surrogate for her sister’s kid, fully expecting “have already given birth” to be a deal-breaker based on other men’s reactions. But I immediately thought “she’s the most amazing person I ever met.”
usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
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Letting Kristi Noem give a press conference before she realizes she’s fired is a pretty hardcore start to white history month
"I'll tell you what I'd do. Defund the military and DHS at the same time."
On one side, a truck driver. On the other, started out as a cop, ended up being a bookie.
If some people are born on third base, I was born in the Ticketmaster queue
It's wild that you can make two and a half albums full of the most transcendent guitar sounds ever put to tape and come through the other end of it Just Some Old Dick Head Online. Makes you wonder if the universal human impulse to reach toward the divine is worth a damn after all.
The clip I saw of his theory (MTV was all rap videos with guns all of a sudden) reminded me of that copypasta from years ago about how the for-profit prison industry gathered the record and MTV execs at a Malibu mansion to tell them to invent gangsta rap.
Like, what the hell, John Norris? We are not okay as a society and haven’t been for a long time.
Went into one of my Gen X nostalgia dives into a block of 1992 MTV on YouTube last night only to run into this WTF moment two songs into it:
Wow, I hadn’t thought of this show in decades
They should translate it to French like other sports bodies so it can be FRET
That was basically the ending of The Devil’s Advocate (1997)
Time to remind folks this Levi’s commercial exists: youtu.be/FlylxDmTM_M?...
To any Democrat who ever said about any issue, "Maybe if we agree with Republicans just this far, they'll stop there," remember that you were wrong, it was obvious at the time, and you really should never believe that again about any issue, ever.
was JUST remembering that time I was compelled for no reason to Photoshop Reginald Veljean Vajean
Some of the Jack Russell stories from the “Nothin’ But a Good Time” book and docuseries were…hoo boy. Packed a lot into those early years
