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I think it’s beautiful that if you told a bunch of vegetables to imagine being at a water park, only the celery would imagine being the water slide

Cover art for “Beetle Moses: a Comics Menagerie”, the debut comic collection from beetle moses.

My debut book of comics is officially LIVE for PREORDER!

i bet if you are the spare button that is sewn into the bottom of the shirt that you have one specific varsity button whose downfall you pray for

if your garbage disposal ever gets a hold of a knife it’s gonna use Spin Attack (the only move it knows)

what year are you on the “I Got…” lyrical chart

common bear questions, the third being most important (answer:NO)

there should be a middle blinker you can use to indicate to other drivers that you are continuing in a straight line

the predicted searches sound like an octopus vacillating between harmless fun and murder

tip: by drawing a simple shape on top of your cat photo, you can create a charming rendering of a large-headed cat in different poses

Panel 1 Parent: We celebrate because we completed a revolution around the star Panel 2 Child: So it is identical to emergence day ? Parent: Emergence Day is for one individual’s survival Panel 3: Parent (continues) New Revolution’s Day celebrates collective survival Child: Oh Panel 4 Child [raises arms triumphantly] We did not die Parent: Exactly

to improve your afternoon:
here is how to sing the times between 3:01 and 3:30

[tune of Mr. jones and me]

🎵 apple Bottom Jeans 🎵