someone’s mom

I condensed what happened for bsky, there’s more to it

When a guy tells you all his exes want him dead, know that you will soon be added to that list

I like this idea

My ex called me a narcissist bc I told him how mean and evil he was to me when we were together lol. Like sir I’m a codependent and ur the narcissist, get it right

I was so high I thought happy Gilmore 2 was funny so you know I wasn’t in a good place

he actually clarified everything today and we were just both too high to be having this conversation 🤦‍♀️

“Where do you see this going?”

“Let’s just have fun”

Sir, I will gouge my eyes out. I have had enough fun for ten lifetimes

Today was not reassuring 🫠

I will leave the thou bc it’s funny

Headline: Guy who is so nice really doesn’t like the idea of you getting fucked for money but okay with 100s of people fucking thou for free

Ozzy Osbourne: Welcome to Hell (affectionate)
Hulk Hogan: Welcome to Hell (derogatory)

lol stop being so funny and sweet

Ohhh noooo. My gf is so hot people want to pay to fuck her! My life is ruineddddd.

Lmfao I think this is basically where it’s at

Dating as a sworker strikes again 🙃

Good idea

My ex is texting me bc he knows I’m struggling 😔

Me too honestly

This is just going to be screenshots of the guy I’m dating being nice to me from now on

Nice guy is being so nice I’ve mostly cried since I woke up bc of how nice he is to me and I didn’t realize guys could just be nice and like me at the same time

Update: He has found out about the Coldplay couple

He doesn’t even know about the Coldplay concert, he’s just spinning honky tonk hits

Being alive is like wtf?

This was honestly probably the case 🤣

🥺 we had our first sleepover and in the morning the first thing he said was “you’re so pretty when you wake up” 😭😭😭😭😭😩😩😩😩

If I were a weird pervert I'd start my unsolicited DM with "So cranking hog or hogly cranking?"

I love you both

Lowkey miss the toxicity 🥲

I like posting here bc none of my ex bfs can stalk me