It's Bill

Listening to a Warhammer novel while lifting weights. I have achieved my final form.

Bathroom graffiti that says “kill nazis”

Hell yeah brother

A set up board for the game Galactic Cruise. The solo rules are in the foreground.

Getting ready for my first solo play through of Galactic Cruise. I love this game so much but it is such a table H O G. #boardgames

Sitting in the library with the kids and there’s an after school group of kids here playing Dungeons and Dragons and having a fucking B L A S T. I could sit and listen to these 10 year olds all day.

My wife, upon hearing the 3D printer fire up from the next room: "Don't you think you should paint all the stuff that's already sitting on your desk?"

She's got me there (still going to print some more though, just in case)

"But who versus? Who are we doing it versus?"

Trying to teach a cooperative board game

“Hi carsick, I’m dad”

-the last thing I said before disaster struck.

A pile of money ($61) from the board game Hot Streak.

My boy Gobbler paid out tonight!

A piece of white paper with units from the Star Wars: Battle of both game, with a child’s hand moving pieces around.

When your father and uncle are playing Battle of Hoth, so you make your own game with the dead units 🥹

Love this game so much! Nothing gets a room full of grown men screaming like Hurley turning around right at the finish line.

The board game 12 Rivers set up on a gingham tablecloth. Lots of cards and bits around the table.

Finally getting into 12 Rivers. Love this board set up. #Boardgames

Are Ed Hardy shirts back in style or am I just in Syracuse, NY?

As a kid I'd come home from a party and be like "alright act cool and mom won't know" and now as an adult I have to sit in the car with my wife after dinner and be like "okay get it together and the babysitter won't realize you had 3 glasses of Tokaji with dessert"

No, YOU’RE crying on the Polar Express train.

Took the kids to a nice French restaurant before the Santa train tonight and now I’m about to meet the big man and I’m G O N E off that Sauternes.

Oh hey Bluesky, I sort of… forgot you were here for a bit.

Underworld | Boiler Room: London YouTube video by Boiler Room

This is the greatest hour of live music ever played on this Earth

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAOH...

Game pieces from the board game Hot Streak

God this game is *real* cute #boardgames #HotStreak

Wife: Hey our friends are coming over later with their teenager, please be normal about Olivia Rodrigo.

Me: What? What a weird thing to say

*4 beers later*

Me: Do you even understand that All American Bitch is your generation's Seven Nation Army?!

These are so, SO good. Last year's were fine but these are absolutely worth the cost of flying to Gen Con lol

A woman working furiously on her laptop in a prime seat on the beach at the Polynesian Resort. The boats from Disney’s electric water pageant are in the background.

When the Electric Water Pageant is at 8:30 but the presentation is due at 9. #WaltDisneyWorld #wdw #Disney

Update: she called it the Gulf of Mexico and then promptly corrected herself. Old habits die hard I guess.

At a gulf beach with my wife’s MAGA aunt. So far both sides are just calling it “the gulf” let’s see who blinks first.

A screenshot from the Disney App showing the Polynesian resort and saying “see you tomorrow”

🙏

t-3 days to Disney and the kids are losing their M I N D S. I was just woken up at 5:30 to a lightsaber fight happening in the kitchen.

Undercover Boss but it's your Dungeon Master

That time I was sick in bed and in the depths of a cold medicine haze I apparently came up with this idea for a post:

I have to say, and I don’t want to make this a whole *thing*, but man the Wheel of Time show just does not do it for it.

It has its moments, but the highs are infrequent and the lows are LOW.

Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope: "Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man. You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is — we're here on Earth to fart around And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And it's like we're not supposed to dance at all anymore."

Kurt Vonnegut man

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I can see how it makes some sense, it just makes me sad because Morgase was one of my favorite characters. I wish they had found a way to do what they needed without the Game of Thrones nonsense.