🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃

my five-star letterboxd review The Empty Man 2020 Rewatched Oct 11, 2023 i would like a job at shout factory or kino lorber or whatever where all i do all day every day is push for a special features-laden 4k blu of this

now more than ever

I hope it reveals where the fuck Teague materialized from.

I think that it’s safe to say that Beetle Moses is a worthy successor to Gary Larson

The thumbnail for my review of Charmed (2018) (Season 3). Mel and Maggie have exaggerated sad faces in front of a ghostly, smiling Macy. The text says "BYE, MACY!"

The Charmed Reboot is a Mess (Season 3) is now up on Patreon Early Access!!! FOUR HOURS of Charmed goodness (?)!! Check it out, guys, I worked hard on it!
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It sucks, but you made the right call. You'll always be the Blue Bomber in our hearts, Ben.

Bonesaw is ready #comics #spiderman #marvel

Even Superboy Prime had a redemption arc. There is no such thing as "ruined" because there will always eventually be a creator interested in revisiting something.

TMNT logo but it says "All my friends hate Gavin Newsom"

Comrade needs HOUSING!

I hate that entire groups are being prevented from existing in mainstream art because of roughly 200 shrill lunatics who can't be normal about anything.

And, you know, before it became little more than a breeding ground for Nazi incels.

The man who died for our sins, obviously. Oooooh yeah.

I believe it. I've just seen too many of these assholes come and go to bother remembering who this is. He's just an amorphous hate blob to me.

The fact that so many people seem to unironically want that shit back makes my soul itch in the worst possible way.

I don't know who the fuck John Birch Society is, but I am definitely the audience for a barbarian Hutt with dual battle axes showing up in a Star Wars anything. That is, quite frankly, sick as fuck.

This was the early 90s (the film was supposed to release in 94, specifically) whereas the Toxic Avenger was an 80s film. I'm not sure who did the makeup on both, there could be some crossover but I don't really have the time to research currently.

Pretty sure the Toxic Avenger make-up prosthetics preceded this film.

I'm guilty of hoarding games on my hard drive and rarely playing, I ain't gonna lie. But at least they're available and I know they'll stay that way.

A personal favourite.

Not a terrible idea. That or GOG, because I will always lean more towards DRM free games.

Uncle Sam punching a Nazi Cyborg.

Reminder. Nazi lives don't matter. They gave up their right to be considered human when they decided to be right-wing Nazi Scumbags!

DO IT YOU COWARDS!!!

You know what? You're recent announcements have been really cool @dc.com but you know what would also be cool? A Black Lightning book. A Vixen book. A Mr.Terrific book. A Cybrog book. A Nubia book. Or you know a book with a black lead. #DCSOWHITE

I once gave a speech in school about why John Ostrander's Suicide Squad meant a lot to me.

Eventually Nintendo will stop allowing access to your key card games and all the money you spent on them with be worth nothing. If there aren't physical games, I'm not interested. My money and time are too valuable to waste.

Seriously, in the current economy I sure as hell ain't buying no new console. Especially not one from a company that can outright take away my games because they're digital only. At least on PC you can manually make backups. The Switch 2 does not offer that sense of security.

They never watch the videos, Bob.

How wonderful to see an industry legend replaced with...someone involved with Lord of the Rings: Gollum existing...who previously worked for EA and Activision...

Less well known ones I'd recommend are most of this list, honestly.