You had to be there π₯΄π
You had to be there π₯΄π
To all the ladies ππΈ
Happy Women's Day, y'alllll βπ½π₯³ I love you women and femmes you deserve the whole universe!!
Men. Take a vow of silence or something.
I need your help Cuzos
$10 matters ππ½
gofund.me/78d092c45
You broke rule 6 π€·π½ββοΈ
"Niggarinthians" has me ROLLING πππ
Rule 13. No men.
OOOOOOOHHHHH SHES COOKING!!!!!
Whatever color brings joy into your heart, cousin πππ½ I recommend something w arch support for ya health and whatnot
Yes but without the tax evasion and disordered eating that other wellness cults be into π
Not the documentary ππ make sure they choose nice pictures of meee βπ½π
Wait I didn't consider refreshments ππ you right, a cult cookout or sum would be cuuute ππ₯°
Aww I'm so sorry about your hedgie, friend π₯Ίβ€οΈβπ©Ή
Sigh.... I definitely meant 12 on that last one ππ I swear I can count, y'all
/by a doctor.
8. Eat a plant and drink some water every day.
9. Volunteer or donate for your community, online or irl, at least once a year.
10. No bullying!!
11. Make a holy pilgrimage outside at least once before you die. Touch grass, feel the rain on your skin, etc.
11. Have fun ππ₯³
Cult Rules (revised bc I counted wrong the first time)
1. Don't trust white people.
2. Respect the earth.
3. Treat everyone with dignity, especially children.
4. Visit your local library once a month.
5. Wash your hands and be polite.
6. Don't piss me off.
7. Take your vitamins + meds as prescribed
Wait I counted wrong omfg ππ running a cult is hard y'all
Just a chill lil ensemble of people who eat our veggies and use our manners and go outside every so often. And if we break a rule we have to drink 8 whole ounces of water within 24 hours as punishment.
A roll of shiny yellow star-shaped stickers. One single star sticker is displayed to the left of the sticker roll. The background is plain white.
That's what I like to see πββοΈ take a sticker
Rule 10. Make a holy pilgrimage to touch grass at least once before you die. Or a tree. Or a natural body of water. Or the rain. An outdoor water fountain. A puddle. Y'all get the picture lmao
Rule 7. Eat a plant every day and drink water too.
Rule 8. Volunteer or donate for your community, online or irl, at least once a year.
Rule 9. No bullying!! (Refer back to Rule 6. Dpmo)
I'm not a doctor, cousin ππ the cult is pro-weed tho if that's what you're asking
Mm true. New rule: take a multivitamin and any prescribed meds as recommended by a medical professional.
Hear me out tho cousinnn I'd be super chill
Cult Rules
1. Don't trust white people.
2. Respect the earth.
3. Treat everyone with dignity, especially children.
4. Visit your local library once a month.
5. Wash your hands and be polite and stuff.
6. Don't piss me off.
Do y'all ever think about how we call countries by names made up for them by people who hate them...? Or by people who just disregard the country's actual language(s)...? Like how we just call Ayiti "Haiti" or Turkiye "Turkey"?
Malcolm X looking past the camera
Today marks the day Malcolm X was assassinated and his words about Black women still rings true:
βThe most disrespected person in America is the Black woman. The most unprotected person in America is the Black woman.β
Every time someone tries to promote using AI by emphasizing how little you need to think, I think they must be terrible loversβ no appreciation of craft, the journey, or the high when released from delayed gratification. They only care that the job is done. Yuck.
Tyra Banks will pay for her crimes.